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TheVClaw

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

TheVClaw Joined 16th May, 2013 · Offline

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  • 13 weeks
    First post in 2024 -- Technical Difficulties

    Hey, guys! I know its been a while since I made a blogpost, but I've been preoccupied with writing out commissions to keep up with bills. I also recently moved to a new place (dont worry, this one was planned better than the cross-country move back in 2022), and I've been settling nicely. I've been fortunate enough to work on a new series of my own accord titled 'To Nerd A Bird,' but at the

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  • 27 weeks
    Someone has to say it...

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  • 31 weeks
    It's my Birthday! (Also, Patreon Updates)

    Hey, y'all! As of today, I'm now a whopping thirty-three years old! I know that isn't really a big deal, but it's a good enough excuse to swing by here and explain where I've been.

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  • 40 weeks
    Commissions Still Open

    Heya guys! I finally finished a good amount of my backlog, so I'm open for commissions at the moment. My rates will be around $20 per thousand words, although it may vary depending on content or number of characters involved. I don't know how many projects I'll be open to accept, but I'll likely delete this blogpost when I have enough to handle. Until then, please feel free to contact me though

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Apr
6th
2015

A friend on Skype linked me this, and seems very relevant to a story of mine · 12:06am Apr 6th, 2015

Report TheVClaw · 261 views · Story: Brushed Away 2: By Hoof and Claw ·
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Lady Froey
Lady Froey #1 · Apr 6th, 2015 · · ·
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Make a side fic about Troy and Canvas buying a pizza and ending up on national news for being the leading gay advocates against businesses denying them Christian pizza. :derpytongue2:

The Accursed One
The Accursed One #2 · Apr 6th, 2015 · · ·
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Thank the front page of imgur, not me that friend on Skype xD

Bad_Seed_72
Bad_Seed_72 #3 · Apr 6th, 2015 · · ·
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... I still facepalm a bit over them getting pizza for their wedding. :rainbowlaugh:

TheVClaw
TheVClaw #4 · Apr 6th, 2015 · · ·
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2951149

What the hell is wrong with pizza?! I'd rather have pizza at a wedding than steak or trout.

Bad_Seed_72
Bad_Seed_72 #5 · Apr 6th, 2015 · · ·
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2951335

>trout

Do you mean salmon? Lobster? I don't know anyone who has trout at their wedding. :rainbowderp:

Whatever floats your boat, really, but I'm on the "weddings are supposed to be classy" team. :rainbowwild:

Lycanthromancer
Lycanthromancer #6 · Apr 28th, 2015 · · ·
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2951620 Maybe they'll be gourmet mini-pizzas, like, with a single sliver of cheese and a mini-pepperoni on each?

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