For My Loving Clop-Followers... · 1:57pm Apr 1st, 2015
I said to myself and to numerous others that I was NEVER going to write a sequel to any one-shot clopfic, because the original fic to which I am talking about almost broke me as a person.
Why do you ask?
I can't stand Futa. And if you have followed me long enough, you know just how much I can't stand knowing I have written clop. I mean, how can a father look at his daughter in the eye ever again when she is watching My Little Pony, without some kind of guilty conscious? I have tainted a pure show with my fanfiction and I can only hope she NEVER comes across it when she is older.
I don't regret my depravity's popularity. I am very happy people enjoyed it and got as much attention as it did.
But I still feel... dirty... no amount of brain bleach will get rid of the fact its my most requested fic for a sequel and it is the highest rated in my library.
I have come to learn that unfortunately, my brain conjures these concepts so I might as well give in and just write it, post it, and let it go on its own course.
AND SO! Without further waffling upon my woes as a human being, I give you the title of the next installment, based in the same universe as the last one...
Futalestia Impregnates Twilight Sparkle
Yes.
That does mean Celestia will have impregnated her daughter.
Thanks, brain! Thanks a fucking bunch.
You sound... dissapointed. I... I don't know what to say. Why keep writing it if you don't like it?
This show has been tainted for a while now, so what's a few more stories on the pile? Especially since most of the clop is hastily written smut, while honestly, your story is the only clop story I didn't hesitate to like and fav. Too many people fail to realize you can't just throw some sex on a page and have it be good. You seem to be one of the few who know how to actually do it right, and for that, I love the idea of a sequel. Thank you, despite your personal qualms with this subject, for actually participating in this endeavour.
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The problem with being me is I dislike almost anything I do. I am a naturally negative, self-criticizing person to the extreme. However, the way my writing works in general is as follows:
*Brain makes a concept... like Futalestia or PGAD, for example, despising it from the get go.*
"I am not writing that."
*Lays awake at night, thinking about it.*
"... Fuck. This isn't going to go away until I write it."
*Writes it, posts it. Brain no longer thinks about it.*
"Ah, that's much better... wait a minute, what have I just written? Fuck."
Don't get me wrong, my feelings towards my own clop stories are... strange. A lot of people think I am doing it to get some kind of comedic value to my profile here on Fimfiction. That is far from the truth. It's quite funny actually. A lot of my friends always poke fun at this particular talent I have to induce self-rage at my own stories. It is one of the reason's why in the teamspeak I frequent, I have my own "Rage Channel" dedicated to me, because of this.
I do love people love my clop stories. I really do. But do I enjoy it? No. I don't. I don't know how to explain it. But that's the honest answer.
2931126 Also, thanks for liking the story!
2931149 I think I need some support. Far too much elitistjerks out there.
2931184 How so?
Some of your clopfics are awesome, you shouldn't have to be ashmed, and about FutaLestia... at least is still by far better than FutaTwilight, so, let it goo
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Thanks.
I'll believe it when I see it. I can't trust anything today
2931250 LOL! I forgot it was Fools Day...
2931227 Better than... futalight? what is this madness, dood?
While I'm literally looking at this entire blog post as a April Fool's Prank, because I probably won't read the 'sequel' on the account that I'd rather have Twilight poke and impregnate things as apposed to her getting poked and impregnated.
And man... I thought I was bad for hating oneself, dood. Like I don't give myself enough credit but even I think I'm doing something 'okay' with my several fics about Twilight fucking the world, dood. And this show was tainted the MOMENT it showed up on the internet.
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*cough*
yeah, futalight, go ahead, tell him.
2931324 It's the only way to go, dood.
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futalituna...
2931272 I can assure you it is not a prank. And, that's okay! Read it if you want to. Or don't. All gravy!
2931324 Jeremy! Nice to see ya on my comments again.
2931337 This has just become a battle of interests on some guy's blog post about how much he hates the idea of his clop story being popular, dood. And also... I try and bust out more FutaTwi x Luna later, dood.
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I wasn't asking for it, just saying that FutaLighTuna, is decent maybe.
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I am on the sidelines...something I'd do if I was immortal...mostly atleast.
2931383 It could be, dood. It could be.
2931192 Whenever I talk with elitistjerks I lose my motivation.
2931442 Don't let them get you down. I've learnt to ignore them.
2931492 But thing is some are good writers... And I cant help but feel a bit down when the best I can do is called mediocre. I've been two years or more here and I've been three or more a brony. I think my skills in English have improved a lot as well as my ideas and speaking skills... I know its not enough that it will never be enough for some people but... It still gets me... I am just pissed off that none seems to appreciate what I have to say.
I understand that I do my own mistakes and that I am far from perfect I am just so annoyed some people seem to easily point out that something is wrong. I may be a little paranoid myself but at least I know how to apologize and listen... Perhaps a bit too much for my own good.
2931343 You should make it in a different verse... Like... Not a sequel but standalone thing.
Can you please actually make this happen? I know it's April 1st, but please?
2932197 It will be done.
2931614 Don't feel down about it. You need to grow a thicker skin when it comes to this place. I let it bother me before too, to the point I cancelled a well-liked fic because of it. In the end, my readers lost out. The best advice I had was from my misses, who said:
"You're telling me you're pissed off and upset over people that think they're actual reviewers on fanfiction about talking horses? I don't know what is more sad. The fact you care what they think or the fact that what they think will amount to anything in their lives."
Pretty much, her attitude was: "Don't give a shit." That's the best advice I ever had. Since then? I've got on the featured box a few times by not giving a shit what people think about my writing skills or what I write about.
2933659 I've tried it before... But its become a bit unhealthy.
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