G.I. Fleximare: A Real Equestrian Hero! (or, "I Made Blossomforth An Action Hero") · 4:27am Feb 9th, 2015
*ominous background music plays*
DON LAFONTAINE: In a world where draconequuses bring chaos...
DISCORD: What fun is there in making sense?
...centaurs drain magic...
TIREK: Give my regards to Cerberus.
...and Seahawks give away Super Bowls...
CRIS COLLINSWORTH: I can't believe the call. You have Marshawn Lynch.
...a new threat to world peace has emerged.
ANONYMOUS VOICEOVER: A young unicorn...mysteriously vanished while vacationing in the Griffon Empire...abducted by Dr. Audubon...we must assume the worst.
Now, one mare must don the mask of Equestria's most flexible superhero, and risk everything to save the world.
BLOSSOMFORTH: I'm going to need more money.
Kelly Metzger stars in...
A Green Akers Production
Also starring Emma Stone as Peppermint, Vincent Price as Dr. Audubon, Jim Byrnes as the un-named purple stallion, Ashleigh Ball as Rainbow Dash, and Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake as griffon guards.
In other words, I've posted a new story! I'd been hoping to make a contribution to the Blossomforth is Best Pony group for a while, and I finally got around to it! While the tale is more of a spiritual successor to Cheerilee And The Rise Of The Monarch than MKE, I tried to channel some of the action and comedic spirit of the latter. Did I pull it off? Check it out and see for yourself!
With this story released into the wild, my queue is once again empty. I've already got an idea as to what my next story will be, but February is looking like a busy month, so I'm guessing that work on Story #9 will begin sometime in March.
Until next time, pony fans!
