• Member Since 16th Dec, 2011
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Green Akers


Former horsewords writer, current music/gaming blogger and aspiring YouTuber.

Dec
15th
2015

Year #4 in Review: A Change In The Air? · 4:35pm Dec 15th, 2015

(Before I begin, please take a moment to pause and remember the victims of the Sandy Hook Elementary school shooting, which took place three years ago yesterday.)
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Hello, internet! Welcome to Game Th...I mean, Fimfiction!

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Sep
15th
2015

Story Updates! (Or, "Ten More Things I Think I Think") · 4:02pm Sep 15th, 2015

1. First things first: I think it's time for me to end my social media holdout and join the rest of society:

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Aug
1st
2015

Release The Kraken! ...Er, I Mean, Crossover! · 2:41pm Aug 1st, 2015

At long last, after years of writing a mixture of serious and lighthearted pony stories, most of which were completely ignored by the FimFiction community...I have returned to my crossover roots.

Fillies and gentlecolts, I give you An Inkling Of Friendship!

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Jun
17th
2015

Ten Things I Think I Think · 2:03am Jun 17th, 2015

With apologies to Peter King, here are ten things I think I think:

1. I think there is a severe lack of Splatoon/MLP crossovers on this site. This needs to be remedied ASAP, or I will be forced to write one myself.

2. I think my 2015 has not been as bad as I made it out in my previous blog post. As proof, I submit the goals I laid out in my 3-year anniversary post:

-6000 total story views by this time next year!

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May
14th
2015

New Stories On The Way! · 9:07pm May 14th, 2015

Hey there, gang!

I figured I'd drop a few nuggets here about my plans for upcoming stories, so let's get right to the action!


Story X

I just submitted this one, now better known as "Starlight Glimmer, Tomb Raider," to the FimFic moderators for approval, so with any luck it'll be posted later today! The story is a—

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Apr
13th
2015

Voting for the 2015 EFNW Pre-Con Contest Ends April 20th! Check it out! · 8:34pm Apr 13th, 2015

Hey, everyone!

In case you haven't heard, voting for the 2015 Everfree Northwest Pre-Con Fanfiction Community Choice Award (wow, that's a mouthful) is going on from now until April 20th. I encourage you all to go here, read all the entries, and vote for your favorites!

"ALL the entries?! Jiminy Crickets, Akers, are you out of your mind?"

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Feb
9th
2015

G.I. Fleximare: A Real Equestrian Hero! (or, "I Made Blossomforth An Action Hero") · 4:27am Feb 9th, 2015

*ominous background music plays*

DON LAFONTAINE: In a world where draconequuses bring chaos...

DISCORD: What fun is there in making sense?

...centaurs drain magic...

TIREK: Give my regards to Cerberus.

...and Seahawks give away Super Bowls...

CRIS COLLINSWORTH: I can't believe the call. You have Marshawn Lynch.

...a new threat to world peace has emerged.

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Dec
12th
2014

In Search of Greener Akers: A Year-3 Retrospective · 4:42am Dec 12th, 2014

Technically, my 3-year FimFiction anniversary isn't for a few more days, but since I'm always depressed then (my 12/15 anniversary follows the 12/14 anniversary of the shooting at Sandy Hook), I decided to write this up while I still had the motivation.


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Oct
9th
2014

The Future! · 2:40am Oct 9th, 2014

Bonjour, mes amis!

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Aug
16th
2014

More Stories! · 8:11pm Aug 16th, 2014

Howdy, y'all!

First, I need a moment to catch my breath...somehow, I managed to crank out 11,000+ words in one week to finish my submission for the Outside Insight Summer Fanfic Contest. I haven't thrown down words that fast since I cranked out "Dressed To Kill" in two days during the early days of MKE.

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