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The Dungeon Maestro


I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

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  • 97 weeks
    I'm sure I'm alive, but why? Part 2: Electric Bungalow

    I live.
    How?
    I do not know.
    Why?
    Impossible to discern.
    Will I return to the this site and the fandom of the Poni?
    That is uncertain.
    What is the overland flight speed of an unladen swallow?

    .....

    African or European?

    All I know for certain, all that can be known for certain, is that
    I continue to wash myself with a rag on a stick.

    2 comments · 290 views
  • 376 weeks
    I'm sure I'm alive, but why?

    My laptop exploded.

    Read More

    7 comments · 787 views
  • 405 weeks
    I'M NOT DEAD. HONEST.

    Seriously, I'm not.

    Today was my 23rd birthday, and honestly I have spent more time thinking about writing in the past month than I did breathing. The next chapter is 94% done. I just needed to step back and take a deep breath.

    That breath is almost over.

    SOON.

    9 comments · 533 views
  • 429 weeks
    A State of Affairs.

    Well. It's been a while, hasn't it? It does appear that I am, in fact, not dead. I know, I was surprised to learn this as well. I can't even really make any kind of excuse to explain my absence, other than this:

    Mental illness sucks.

    I mean, it really sucks.

    Read More

    14 comments · 529 views
Jan
7th
2015

Apologies · 6:31am Jan 7th, 2015

Hello all.

I'd just like to take this time to remind everyone that I am, in fact, still alive, and still working on the next chapter of Twilight's Secret, Celestia's Obsession...

Wait... Am I still alive? Or have I simply been given a semblance of animation so that I may write for your viewing pleasure in a cruel, twisted mockery of God's design? Meh, semantics.

Anyways, I think as writers we all know that most immortal of all enemies, the dreaded writer's block. A more aptly-named foe there never twas, but I shall attempt to slay it! But as always my life has had it's troubles as well. The holidays were once again very stressful, and I did get a new laptop which has been sucking up my time too. I feel absolutely horrible that I have not been able to give you wonderful people the new chapter I promised months ago, and I wholeheartedly believe that I deserve to be beaten with a sack of oranges for such a transgression. But alas, I digress.

What I'm trying to say is I'm still plugging away at the next chapter. I can't promise when it will be out, but I can promise it will... eventually. I beg you to be patient with my more-than-human failings as I try to feel my way around that difficult concept known as life.

Anyways, I'm off to fetch a burlap sack and toddle off to my local fruit market where I hope to hire a burly Samoan man to do some completely unrelated 'yard' work.

Keep up the good gubbins', lads and laddetes!
-The Dungeon Maestro

Comments ( 2 )

You're better then I am at times good sir. I've straight up cancelled some of mine.

I'm still waiting on Twilight's Midnight Violations and Among the Ruins, dood. I don't mind waiting on some Futa Twi on Celestia sex.

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