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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 56 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 67 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 96 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 96 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 120 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Jan
6th
2015

Patreons... · 3:53pm Jan 6th, 2015

A sneak peek preview should be appearing the Clop Corral. Clop Cave? Hell, I don't what to call it.

Want a sneak peek? Want that early access?

This is a work in progress... still rough and unfinished. But I thought folks might want a peek. :duck:

The spunk trunk. The spank bank.

Come witness as Rainbow Dash suffers... The Mom Bomb.

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Comments ( 10 )

as i read this latest lost... all i have to say is

The Mom Bomb

The secret weapon shelved above the Pony Erection Revitalization Vector (PERV), and below the Maternal Instinct-Love Function (MILF)

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The sonic wombboom.

2704648 The Cervical Wombboom

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You sons a beeches XD

2705539 Let me introduce you to a village int he Netherlands, called Bedum.
i.imgur.com/hRfH0kg.jpg

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I need to write a spy pony fic.

In Her Majesty's Secret Cervix.

I like my Celestia shaken, not stirred.

2705544 She has a secret cervix? I'd like to see the public one first.

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:twilightoops: - Why is everypony suddenly looking at me funny?

:trollestia: - Because you are for public use...

2705554 This is why we pay taxes, Your Grace.

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