And now, you shall be wished Merry Christmas by a citrus fruit... · 12:18pm Dec 25th, 2014
...Or just Happy Holidays, if you're one of those HEATHEN types who don't celebrate Christmas. You know who you are. Hang your heads in shame. Of course, the only holiday I truly celebrate is Fruit-mas, a time when all of my kind bunch together and get fruity, and old St. Pick hangs bananas from our lemon trees. It is a confusing celebration, and does also not exist, but now I kinda wish it did. In any case, I wish you all a nice day and hope you all get what you wanted your poor, hard working families to blow their cash on. In fact, if you're here reading this, I command you to stop and actually spend a lil' bit of family time on Christmas day, instead of reading the ramblings of a fictional lemon character on a pony fanfiction site for children's cartoon equines.
I shall now leave you with this.
Christmas is coming
The goose is getting fat
Please put a penny in the old man's hat.
If you haven't got a penny,
A ha'penny will do,
If you haven't got a ha'penny,
I completely understand since they are no longer in circulation
But not having a single penny is pretty desperate
Maybe you should go out an get a job instead of clopping to horses
You neckbeard.
- TWC
I just thought I drop by to say Merry Fruit-mastwilightsmile:
Merry Fruitmas, a little late.