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ThatWeatherstormChap


If pretending to be a sentient talking lemon on a pony fanfiction website is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

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    Found this gem on the Writer's Group forums today...

    Found the following that I posted in some random Writer's Group thread today. Sure as heck don't remember writing it, but it's catchy as all else:

    Muh Braeburn x Lemon Hearts shipping song, innit. I call it Heart Burn.

    "They say that Apples don't fall far from the apple tree,
    But I'm just sure glad that you, fell next to me."

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Feb
7th
2016

Found this gem on the Writer's Group forums today... · 2:45am Feb 7th, 2016

Found the following that I posted in some random Writer's Group thread today. Sure as heck don't remember writing it, but it's catchy as all else:

Muh Braeburn x Lemon Hearts shipping song, innit. I call it Heart Burn.

"They say that Apples don't fall far from the apple tree,
But I'm just sure glad that you, fell next to me."

"If life takes back these lemons then he's
Going through me.
And that's an Apple Guarantee.

You may be yellow and mellow but I'm your
Apple fellow,
Our love won't sour, just you, wait and see...
We're Braeburn, oh,
We're Braeburn and Lemon-y."

"Well, saddle up, handsome, and take it from me,
Us fruity folk keep good
Company.
Our love ain't Bittersweet, it's a
Symphony,
We're Braeburn and Lemon-y."

"Because we're not two peas in a vegetable pod,
Not a bitter old mare and a,
Rotten sod,
And I'm just sure-as-heck glad I decided to trod
For a dander through your fields, my sweet.

You may be fruity and kooky and slightly absurd,"

"But you're the only stallion for which my,
Heart will Burn"

"Every moment with you is a moment I yearn..."

"We'll have Heart Burn indefinitely."


wat

- TWC

Ps: Story updates coming very, very, very soon. Keep a look out, eh?

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Comments ( 3 )

Never change, lemon. :rainbowkiss:

Yeah, I've encountered some of my old comments when using Google to search for things...

Can't say any of them are gems like this, though.

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