Fic-A-Minute: Romance Reports · 1:27pm Nov 7th, 2014
Back in my day, we called our porn lemons.
Get your lemony goodness after the break, you perverts!
Twilight Sparkle
~I want to know what love is!~
Luna
~I want you to show me!~
Twilight Sparkle
~I want to feel what love is!~
Cheerilee
~I want you to blow me!~
THE END
brilliant
You forgot about the suicidal undertones from oh wait, I forgot, the plot forgot about Braeburn after she was done screwing him over.
I have to say, I dislike Romance-Reports-verse Luna more than any other depiction of her. For a tragic, misunderstood creature of strange customs, she does infuriatingly little to explain herself, and even less to apologize for upsetting others when misunderstandings inevitably occur.
*dies giggling and now has the song stuck in his head*