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  • 5 weeks
    Finally made it to Babscon

    What a long strange trip it's been. This is much harder to do on the fly with a disabled girlfriend than flying solo. Honestly it's a good lesson but yeah I'm here I'm queer and I'm ready to party with my peers and also apparently work at the conop's desk for the next few hours once I get GS electric wheelchair out and charging. As always look for the short fat white guy currently with a beard

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  • 5 weeks
    EDIT: IRL Friend loaned me $10. Gonna make it to Burlingame.Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bi

    Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bit and other fund generation?

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  • 6 weeks
    Starlight 🤝🪁🪁🪁🤝Gazans

    I'm going to try to publish a story about kite flying on the 30th and encourage you to do so as well.

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  • 8 weeks
    BABSCon 2024

    Facebook places who's going to Bay area brownie spectacular convention at the end of the month? It'll be my first pony convention in like 2 years almost cuz finances have been shit and I've been taking care of my disabled girlfriend etc but she is going to be coming with me and going to her first Brony convention since 2013 Equestria LA, when she was harassed a bunch and dealt with a ton of

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  • 10 weeks
    On Death

    I call myself a hopeful agnostic. I vigorously want there to be an afterlife, where there's joy, justice, and fellowship for all God's creatures, great and small. I am unbelievably terrified of the prospect that one day I will cease to exist. And I want so desperately for all entities across space and time who have felt hurt and pain and suffering and helplessness and confusion and fear to feel

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The Canterlot High Atheists and Freethinkers Club · 3:59pm Oct 1st, 2014

...isn't doing so hot this semester. When girls grow horse ears and use magical friendship music to blast away literal demons, belief in the supernatural becomes a lot more mundane. But hey, the local chapter of the Equestrian Society got an influx of new members.

While I'd love to expand that idea, I'm not sure where I'd go with it without it quickly becoming preachy. So I threw it into the Anthro section of my short stories collection, Fifty Shades of Short. Which I think is now at 30 stories total. Only 20 more to go before the title is honest.

Also, Double-shotober starts today. It's on like Bon Bon.

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My high school has the same initials as Canterlot High School :rainbowkiss:

2498770 Hopefully not Columbine High School? :twilightoops:

2498772 Nope, Campus High School :twilightsmile:

Psh. Clearly it's just something in the water, or a lightshow. The Audiovisual Club can't keep up with all the new members tnis semester. :raritywink:

There's a really good story about the aftermath of the first EQG movie, and how a lot of the locals are going to church more (with a ponified version of the local religion) because all those students were magically controlled by an actual fiery demon and almost marched off to a portal to who-knows-where?

When you really think about it, it's honestly surprising no one tried to kill Sunset Shimmer down the line, or at least exorcise her.

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