The Phoenix

If you liked Old Friends, you may like the similar take on phoenix sentience in Scenes From a Multiverse:

Comments

[Derpmind]

Amusing. A word of caution, however: Using this apparatus or one similar on a cat may result in a feline uprising, spontaneous development of psychic abilities, an XK class end-of-the-world cat scenario, and/or more maliciously targeted hairballs.

[Georg]

2458715 That is, of course, assuming that the cats would really care enough to take over the world any more than they already have.

[Southpaw]

And phoenix was soon discovered to actually be quite tasty...

2458715 Clearly cats don't need any further help - they already rule the world. They have every keyboard, newspaper, warm laundry pile, fresh bedsheet, and cardboard box under their command. Our only salvation from the Catpocalypse is catnip.

[JetstreamGW]

ROSENBERG!

[Blue_Paladin42]

Poop on the lady! Breadcrumbs! Seeds! Squirrels suck!

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You both are acting as if cats are not ALREADY our feline overlords. All this would do is allow them to give their commands with greater efficiency.

[Blue_Paladin42]

2458775

They have every keyboard, newspaper, warm laundry pile, fresh bedsheet, and cardboard box under their command.

If it is not for sitting, then why is it made of warm, hmm?

[Southpaw]

2458857 That is exactly the kind of thing a cat would say!

[Blue_Paladin42]

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I don't know what your talking about.

Now, bring me some tuna.

Um, please.

[PresentPerfect]

Bad Horse, but good taste in webcomics.

[yamgoth]

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Catpocalypse

Catpocalyptica. Four cats. Four cellos. Infinite requests for fish. And a few cello covers of Catallica.

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2458947
*rubs on pants, ears fwitting, little bell on collar jingling, continuous purring*

"Meow... pet me..."

Oh, and obviously the webcomic stole ideas from BH. He had bird poops in his stuff first. Should change title from "Old Friends" to "Fire Bird Poopies" to secure place in history.

Originality points for making Quentin Tarantino into Igor, I guess.

[Silent Strider]

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You mean, like Scratch Fury?
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[TheJediMasterEd]

Pa pa pa um ma mau mau papa um ma mau mau
Pa pa uma uma uma uma um ma mau mau...

(Don't you know?)

[TheJediMasterEd]

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CATALOCALYPSE!

PUSS IN BOOTS TALLER THAN A TREE
SCRATCH FURY
NOT A BUMBLEBEE
HARRY PLAYS THE DRUMS DOODLE DE DOO DOODLE DE DOO
BILL THE CAT BILL THE CAT BILL THE CAT
GARFLIELD-- LASAAAAAAAAGNAAAAAAA!!!!