The other bad story idea

So, there is this other bad story idea which may or may not see the light of day soon.

Keep in mind, this is a bad idea.

An exceptionally brave pegasus will challenge a dragon that enters pegasi territory. The two will face off, snarl a bit, the pegasus standing on top of a rocky outcropping, staring the dragon the eye. The two will continue to snarl and make faces, the tiny little pegasus facing off against the enormous dragon.

The enormous she dragon.

So she is mightily impressed by the petulant and proud pegasus. Rather than roast him, she snatches him up in her claws, (he is little more than a handful really, no more than a bite) and then hauls him home to seduce him because she is pony-curious and not at all attracted to other dragons. Biology conspires against them, as the dragon's clitoris is as large as the pegasus' head is, and he could potentially crawl inside of her.

Being a proud little pegasus, he attempts to dominate her.

This is intended as a mature story. And it is a horrible idea.

Comments

[laser68]

.....ok

[kudzuhaiku]

2136331

Ok?

Just back away slowly I guess...

[OldSchoolCatholic]

Out of all the stupid ideas I have seen, and I have seen a lot. This is just a WTF moment.

[Taliesin of the Forest]

Make it so!

[Slendermare]

hmm... I'd give it a read.

[Azure Blackstone]

Do it.

FOR SCIENCE!

[laser68]

2136334 no that was: Write it now
edit: the more absurd a story concept, the more i want to read it

[Kaitlynn Genevieve]

You are going to write that, and I am going to enjoy it.

[kudzuhaiku]

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2136336

You are supposed to talk me out of it... nuts.

[ponygrad]

g-go on...

[Slendermare]

2136473 Oh, umm... Don't make it.

[kudzuhaiku]

2136483

It is a bad idea and I should feel bad.

And that wasn't very convincing.

[Slendermare]

2136489 Don't make it or taste the wrath of... Something.

[OldSchoolCatholic]

2136473 Good job boys, mission accomplished. Back up our bags, were going home.

[RadicalThestral]

Sounds like an opportunity to produce some hilarious X-rated hijinks. I say do it. Y'know, if you want to that is.

[Kaitlynn Genevieve]

2136473 I can't its way to interesting.

[Weldbrony]

do it, I want to see this
Please Please Please Please do it
I'm laughing so hard from just the concept

[Gskar]

Wait a moment...... my brain just caught up with me in real time..... FREAKING GENIUS

[Taliesin of the Forest]

2136473 No.

[RuqyoHighsong]

This reminds me of the Here Be Dragons comic where this anthro horse gets it on with a large anthro dragoness. But here your pegasus character will be smaller and the dragon bigger.

This concept excites me.

[Emtu]

This story idea sounds hilariously awful and awfully hilarious.

[FanOfMostEverything]

Well, if nothing else, it'll definitely go over better than a certain story about purloined pink pony pudenda.

[kudzuhaiku]

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I cannot be trusted!

[FanOfMostEverything]

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On the contrary, you can be trusted to be untrustworthy.

[kudzuhaiku]

2137171

Story is submitted, should be live soon. Spread the word, something epic is cumming.

I used the word spoogesplosion.

[Telaros]

horrible ideas are the best ideas. So long as it's spelunking and deep pussy diving.

Proud pegasus dominating the dragon's clitoris...thinking it's the entry way and sticks his cock into her clitoris' opening. Yeah, that'll go well...

Hey, no harm no foul. Experimentation and finding a way he won't drawn in her or get popped like a water balloon should she clench, and it might work out...though it likely won't :P

[changeling khaos]

This is a concept that needs to be explored, says no sane person ever.

[kudzuhaiku]

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Read Pegasus Pride.

It has been done.

[changeling khaos]

2139401 I reject your reality and substitute my own.