Signal Boost! · 11:47pm May 15th, 2014
This story isn't getting the appreciation it wholely deserves.
Let me find a quote from this to sell you on it...
"Yeah! And when two of them meet, they wrap their hoofdicks around each other in greeting. Like a hoofbump, but all squirmy," She explained matter-of-factly.
[...]
Tavi leaned forward across the bar and dropped her drink on the hardwood top, "Lyra that is ridiculous! No actual creature is going to greet each other like... like two octopi rutting."
It's worth reading if only for you never, ever being able to look at a handshake the same way again.
...goddamit >.<
And then handshakes were ruined.
That quote...
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Seriously, good find. You've got to love drunk logic.
http://www.nature.com/news/why-an-octopus-never-gets-tangled-1.15204
Hmmmm that picture looks familiar Mr Numbers!!!!