Lyra explains to her friends what those things on the end of human forelegs are.
With predictable consequences.
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Interesting description. Commencing absorption of 1,225 words.
I'm uncertain on what to make of this. Gonna upvote and fave anyways. I also hope for a minotaur to come in at some point, but always be out of Lyra's sight.
Between minotaurs and monkeys, fingers aren't exactly a foreign concept in Equestria. Still, this is amusing enough that I'll give it a pass as a combination of alcohol and provincialism. I look forward to more, especially if you can keep up the same sort of hilarious accuracy that went into that description of a handshake.
You are both terrible. This is great.
On one hoof, the only thing in this fic is a single joke. On another hoof, it did make me laugh.
Oh god, you would make this.
Love it.
All hail cattebutt!
All day every day HOOFDICkS like a BOSS!
This is the first time I have been outright jealous of people who get drunk and have conversations like this.
Darn it.
Is it strange that I have conversations like this with my friends sober?
Thoughts going in to this story:
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Thoughts coming out of this story:
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"Are those...penises on his hands? And on his feet?
Get them out of here! I don't want you running around and making a mess with your many penisi feet."
Dr. Klein would he proud of Lyra!
I...I'm sorry I had to post this....forgive me
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pls don't ban me
Teen stories cannot have swear words in the title or description. I'm pretty sure 'dick' counts.
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The Richards of the world are against you.
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it sure passed moderation there mister busybody.
5359157 The rules got removed for some stupid reason.
I have had acquaintance with several Heads. A couple who were named Richard. What imagery does that inspire?