Missing the point?

My sister reads one of the upcoming AKD chapters, checking if my description of first aid isn't an artistic licence:

"It's nice, but how the hell they got a radio in that magical land?"

"I'd rather ask about autocannons, but I see you have other priorities..."

I also described her briefly some of the arcs. She figured out that to avoid getting killed in AKD, a character have to follow three basic rules:
- Don't fall in love,
- Don't carry the radio,
- Just kill yourself at the beginning.

Comments

[Suke]

Rule 4: Forget rules 1 and 2, as 3 solves all

[Samey90]

2104048
Yeah... An ultimate solution to all the war problems...

[Chrono_Ryono]

2104455

Never. Don't kill yourself; kill everyone else.

[Samey90]

2104486
And the whole Equestria is yours

[Chrono_Ryono]

2104510

And that's how Equestria was made.

[Samey90]

2104526
Now I know why Pinkie wanted to kill everyone in Cupcakes... She wanted to make a new Equestria...

...with blackjack and hookers!

[Chrono_Ryono]

2104573

And vodka.

[Samey90]

2104587
Yup, that too

And a propos blackjack (well, my mind often works on distant associations): I wonder whether to read "Fallout Equestria: Project Horizon". But this thing is so big...