Snippet from Love Friendship and Chaos because I'm way too slow right now · 1:53am Mar 27th, 2014
Discord opened his eyes. "Pinkie?" he mumbled. "I have a fever…"
"I brought you something…"
"Is it cough drops? Because I would renounce chaos for the rest of eternity if someone could bring me some cough drops."
"Then you'd be super boring! How would you even have anything to do if you renounced chaos?" Pinkie pulled out her emergency hazmat suit and started putting it on. "I thought Twilight might quarantine you if you got something weird!"
"Pinkie, where did you get that… never mind. Do you have cough drops? Because if you don't I really just want to go back to sleep and try to pretend to myself that there isn't an entire colony of Diamond Dogs digging for gems in my throat."
"There are? Sillies, what makes them think you have gems in your throat? I know that would be all chaotic and everything but gems, really? You don't even eat gems! They should look in Spike's throat!"
"Pinkie, do you actually know that that was a joke and you're playing straight mare to be funny, or did you really think I meant it?"
Pinkie sighed deeply. "That was cruel, Dissy," she said. "What did that poor joke do to you that you had to kill it like that?"
"My apologies. I'm not at my sharpest at the moment." He inspected his claws. "Perhaps with a bit more filing."
"You'll need Twilight's help with that, I bet. You're probably much too disorganized to be filing anything!"
"I assure you I can file with the best of them. Everything goes in the folder that says 'Do This Later' unless it's garbage, in which case I have Spike copy it in triplicate and send it to Celestia. Isn't that how to do it?"
Pinkie grinned. She really missed having conversations like this.
D'aww. The cuteness.
Pretty awesome, as usual from you
this is exceedingly relevant to my interests.
this short snippet has only made me hungry for more