News From The Other Side · 3:14pm Mar 25th, 2014
That other side being the bottom of the ocean. Heh, get it?
Yeah, well, you're a squid/lobster alien... thingy!
But, back to business. Celestia Uses An Online Dating Website shall now have a regular updating schedule of every Monday and Thursday. Hopefully this will make you wonderful readers filled with joy. Along with this I shall include guest chapters. That's right, guest chapters!
But RainbowBob, isn't that a lazy way to do an update while you laze on your spongey ass?
While my ass is both lazy and spongey, this shall constitute as neither. Guest chapter updates shall either be on Wednesday, Friday, or weekends, and maybe an emergency one if I can't get a chapter done on time. The main reason I want to do guest chapters is... because... truthfully, there are some immortals you guys suggest that I have no idea about. While I could do some research on them and maybe watch the movie/tv show/or play the game, sometimes I don't really have the time. So, for immortals I know for a fact I can't do or don't want to watch a 26 episode tv series to get to know, that's where a guest chapter shall come in.
So, what does a guest chapter have to include, if I may be so bold to ask?
Why, that's easy! Quick, to the bulleted list! (because of safety concerns, real bullets shall not be used)
-It has to include Celestia... duh.
-It has to include an immortal of some sort. Now, this can get on the debatable side, so I'll make it simple. If that person can live forever, they're good. If they can't die, they're good. If they're immortal but CAN die from means that aren't of old age, they're good. If they can live a very, very, veeeeeery long time but can eventually die, it can MAYBE pass. I'll be the judge of that.
-Celestia and said immortal have to go on a date. That date has to end badly or at least bittersweet at some point. Here you can get creative.
-Keep it rated Teen, for Christ's sake.
-Also, use proper grammar/spelling/pacing and all that dealio. If I can't read it, it ain't going up.
-Also, remember, this is a comedy. Make it funny, if you can help yourself.
-Optional, but the inclusion of Luna in the chapter would be appreciated. For her, you can basically do whatever, just keep it funny.
-Minimum amount of words is 800, maximum is around 2,000. Of course, if it goes over or under, we can work something out to get it on there.
-Before you write a chapter, PM me about what character you want to use, and I'll give either the okay or deny for that character.
-As for OC's, this I'm hesitant about. If it's in a parody sort of way, fine, but other than that me and the rest of the readers will probably not be interested in them. But like I said, I can be convinced otherwise, so we'll see.
-Once the chapter is done and properly edited, I'll include it along with a link to your profile with many great thanks and cheers for your good work.
So yeah, that's about it, really. You want in on this hype train, hop on board!
In other news, latest chapter of Feeling Pinkie Mean is done with about 3.5k written, just need it edited. Along with this is the latest chapter of Trevor In Equestria: Because Screw You! nearly complete as well. For the next chapter of a story for me to complete, here's the poll for you all to vote! Happy trails!
What about someone who is still alive after death due to various, canon in terms of what the crossover is, circumstances?
What about someone who is neither alive nor dead? An uncertainty lich, if you will?
Or someone who isn't really alive, but is animate, like a living statue or a murdergolem?
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Both of those points are a-okay with me!
1954321
No.
But shameless whoring, yes.
How much do you know about Doctor Who?
1954365
I know all up to the 6th Doctor (starting from the beginning at #1). For the Doctors, I'll introduce something special for all 12 thus far, but individual dates I can save for later, even for guest chapters.
Hmm...
Most sun gods suffer from conflict-of-interest issues. I imagine the small talk would rapidly descend into shop talk, then a literally heated argument over who's doing it right. And the restaurant bursts into flames without either one noticing. Again.
Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged is married to his work, insulting everything in the universe in alphabetical order. Besides, since he's up to the D's, he called Celestia a fat-arsed, ineffectual nag at some point, and that's a pretty lousy first impression.
The male members of the Endless are either fated not to go on the date, still adjusting from a relatively recent reincarnation, too full of wanderlust to stick around for a meaningful relationship, or best described as "androgynous, narcissistic Molestia."
Oh. Now there's an idea. How would you feel about Tia dating alternate versions of herself? (The various -estias, Prince Solaris, etc.) Or did you want to cover those?
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I am coolio with that, bro. CelestiaxCelestia is best ship.
Hmmm... Have you played Okami, by any chance? Amaterasu would be an odd date (Being that she's a wolf, and can only speak in barks, and maybe Japanese.), and It's practically guaranteed that someone in the restaurant would try to call Celestia out for bestiality.
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I have not. Never really been into Japanese made games. If you wanna go for it, I'd love to see it though.
A parody OC would be a great chapter! Just have it go on the entire time about how awesome it is, it's black and read colour scheme, the fact that it's more powerful than any other alicorn, and have all it's lines misspelt.
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Inb4 I write a chapter about Celestia going on a date with Khorne.
inb4 I don't actually do it....
why not that one demi-god um... you know.. er, achilles? Yes, Achilles was his name!
achilles goes on a date with celly, then Achilles brother/cousin (which ever you deem fit) comes up and challenges the sun goddess a fight to the death for Achilles hand.
then achilles mother comes in, and buck shit up...
No no wait!
she takes him for a walk into the royal prickly mud pond for a 'relaxing' hoof cleaning (plicky stuff and mud reguvinates hooves[role with it] and when she turns around to say something to Achilles. she finds him face first dead in the mud.
cuase of death... tiny puncture wound int the achilles tendent!