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The Sexy Assistant


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Post 12 - Free stuff... · 8:40pm Mar 21st, 2014

March - 20th

:yay: I love you guys!

Quick thing before I begin - I apparently have a clinical addiction to this site. So periodically, I may disappear. :trollestia:

So I thought I'd toss out an offer for my loyal slaves buddies. Anybody who would like a clop picture or anything at all really, can have a free commission. It will only be a simple drawing and phone resolution, but the offer still stands. :pinkiesad2: If anybody does enquire about an image and the result Is unsatisfactory, my sincerest apologies. If I refuse to do the image or don't do it all, you can either; give me a good slap or ask again politely for me to do it. :twilightsheepish: Also, please don't repeatedly beg me or something, thank you...

Sorry if that last bit sounded arrogant at all - It's happened in the past and it's detrimental to my happiness. :pinkiesick:

If you want to know about my art style, just drop me a PM... Otherwise; place your commission clauses below. :twilightsmile: :heart:

BTW, I love you; Vanilla, Smoki, DDcord, Travis, Plum, Fanti-me and a load of other people... *Yawn* ... I can't even remember... Shimmering fuck-face... Zzzzz :ajsleepy:

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Comments ( 133 )

No name for the blog post?

Can I get some cloppy clop? :rainbowkiss:

1944389 :rainbowlaugh: It happens for everyone:twilightsmile:
and can i get a clop pic?:rainbowwild::twilightsmile:

Comment posted by TBS AlexDK deleted Mar 21st, 2014

Good clop isn't bad :heart: Especially if it involves Cloudchaser.

So you're doing commissions for free huh? Alright, I'll take you up on it.

I'd like a picture of a single man walking away towards the viewer with Luna by his side. Preferably the man would be wearing jeans, boots, a plain shirt, a long jacket and a cap like this.

i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NTAwWDUwMA==/z/EM4AAOxyTjNSnMXA/$_35.JPG?set_id=8800005007

If that's possible, I'd really appreciate it.

Have a good one.

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1944393
Of course what do you want..? :moustache:

1944408
He, Cloudchaser's awesome. :pinkiehappy: Would you like a pic..? If so; What would you like..?

1944430

Can I get my waifu and I doing something cute, or cloppy. I will give you 100% artistic freedom for this :rainbowkiss:

here are all the references of us that I have.
We are both Pegasus by the way :rainbowkiss:

Love you so much! :heart:

1944437

I'm trying to find a new cover art for one of my stories, that's all. Sorry if it seems odd.

1944441 I knew this was a cover... :trixieshiftleft: Oh well... :derpytongue2:

1944430
Hmm, Cloudchaser and Dash having some sexy time on a cloud (advantage of being a pegasus: you can have sex everywhere :rainbowwild:)

1944444

*hugs* You're the best! :twilightsmile:

1944440 Sure thing! :yay:

Love you so much! :heart:

:heart: :heart: :heart: Love you Moar! :heart: :heart: :heart:

1944446 Got it! :rainbowkiss: TBH, not my favourite pairing. :ajsmug:

1944449

:rainbowkiss: say something like that again and i'll kill you! :rainbowwild:

1944447 *Hugs* Don't thank me too soon. :rainbowwild:

1944464 Jks... I'm a pacifist. :scootangel: ... I like the new picture by the way. I wish I could change stuff like that as easily as you do. :twilightblush: :heart:

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I just changed it... its not hard.

1944484 :ajbemused: You know exactly what I meant.

1944487

:derpytongue2: you have to explain what you mean?

1944496 I have difficulty separating from a personality I have grown into, such as the whole Sexy Assistant thing. The picture is part of my individuality. :rainbowkiss:
Love you!!! :heart: :heart: :heart:

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how the hell was I suppose to have guessed that? :ajbemused:

1944506

What? :rainbowhuh: I am confuse.

Me too... I think that's the problem. :derpyderp1:

Ignoring the fact that my OC sucks, can I get a delineation of him?

Sure... Care to tell me a little more about your OC..? :ajsmug:

Well that sounds annoying :twilightoops:

It's because it is. :raritycry:

Who's this Vanilla fucker? I'mma kill dat bastard :twilightangry2:

Some American guy... I actually really like him. :pinkiesad2:

1944515 I'm sorry... :fluttercry: ... I still love you though... :fluttershbad: :heart:

We all love you.

Especially me. :trollestia::heart:

Have I done something wrong? have I made you upset or angry...if so I am sorry:ajsleepy:

Aww How sweet.:rainbowkiss:
I shall ask for a bat pony... For when you have the time. :twilightsmile:

If you aren't backed up, could my favorite author do a clop remake of my OC? You are the original artist, so no need for permission, and if you need to, go for both wallpaper and icon format.

For anyone wondering what I meant by original artist, look at my user image. Drawn back when I requested my OC to be created. In fact, the description (for anyone looking to add a Gryphon in heir story) is still on my profile page.

Sorry for advertising on your blog, my friend, but publicity can benefit all.

-Daedalus the Gryphon

1944626
THIS CONVERSATION SEEMS LEGIT.

Ack; there's my name again, [Insert]! Would it be asking too much if I wanted a clop picture of my OC? Just him/her (depending on which gender you want him/her as) would be more than fine.

Thanks a bunch, and I lub you, too.




EDIT: Awesome; I came in fourth on the list. That's, like, four places higher than I've ever been ranked anywhere before.

1945138 *Gives you the free beverages* Keep this between you and me. :moustache:

1944625 No. I was joking. :derpytongue2: Love you!!! :heart:

1944803

Aww How sweet.:rainbowkiss:

I shall ask for a bat pony... For when you have the time. :twilightsmile:

That's perfect. :rainbowkiss: I'll see what I can do. :rainbowdetermined2:

1945757 Hhhmmm... I'll go with anthro Gingy. :twilightsmile:

1946061 Cheers indeed. :twilightsheepish: *Takes a gentle sip* I needed that.

1946414 *Blushes* That shits illegal. :fluttershysad:

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