HARRASS ME INTO UPDATING! · 12:10am Mar 5th, 2014
I've had trouble getting to write Canis Ezo Kage for a very long time. Know what's horrible about this? I know what to write! I have an idea of what I want to do for the next chapter! WHY AM I NOT UPDATING?!?! Well I'm lazy and an ass hole. I need YOU to tell me that. I need people to get me to update, know why? BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN ON MY OWN! I've only put a few words into the chapter. Hell I'm going to work on it now(if I don't start playing fallout new vegas first). Frankly there's no drive for me to continue, I want to continue, it's undoubtedly THEE most important and liked story I've got out there. And it's the one I'm actually most passionate about.
What's wrong with me? :(
J-just tell me why it's good. Maybe a pep talk, maybe a long criticizing note on how I'm too lazy to make it better. Maybe a slap on the wrist for being away for so long (and then scorn me for selfishly asking you to go out of your way to encourage me). Tell me I'm a terrible person, show me I'm bad at writing and you don't care about my updates. SOMETHING FOR ME TO PUT IN PERSPECTIVE!
You know...I think I've come a long way since the last time I updated. Maybe now I can continue what made me feel accomplished less than a year ago...now I'm sappy and I need to be stopped. SPANK ME FORUM, SPANK ME!
You're a fuckin' lazy dirt ass motherfucker.
Get to work, you disgust me.
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I shall now poke you every moment you are not writing continuously until you post the next chapter. And I don't mean a simple poke, I mean the kind of poke that annoys the crap out of someone.
here's some insults that you deserve if you DON'T update.
Hey you! Update this wonderful story! I love the idea of a predator living among herbivores! You way you write is one of the best things about this story. I want you to force the ponies to accept him and a romance to blossom between him an Winona. I will bug you everyday if I have to in order for you to update. KEEP WRITING!!!
I like wolves! Like them a lot. That's the first thing I like about your story.It's why I started reading it in the first place! Saw the cover and just had to read it. I just love wolves. The canon of your universe is neat as well, so if you would please getyou ass up andfucking continue WRITING it, that would be nice! srsly! It's been, like, what? four months since you last updated it? I faved it three months ago! Get your lazy fucking ass up and write it! And I even played with you online? what came over me? why would I want anything to do with something that so closely resembles me in those things? I'm really thinking about disliking, unfaving, and unfollowing you and all your stories, just to show you how much of a dick you are being with your laziness!
START WRITING AGAIN GOD DAMNIT!
Side note:
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PLEASE UPDATE IT
The reason i like it is 'cause its different to other stories an an interesting on at that, also
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YOU!
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AND YOU!
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BUT ESPECIALLY!...
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DIE AS I STRANGLE YOU WITH THE LOVE OF MY SOUL! WHICH IS NONE BECAUSE I HAVE NO SOUL TO USE TO LOVE THINGS! INSTEAD I WILL TEAR OUT YOUR INSIDES AND REPLACE THEM WITH MY SHIT! AFTER THAT I WILL - ask very politely to - FUCK YOUR MOTHER!
And then offer you this.
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Work. Or I will copy paste a graphics program so many times into your inbox the only thing your computer will ever show you again is a wireframe Utah teapot.
That rotates.
You have been warned
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I'd say something insulting or bring up a meme as how LAZY AS FUCK you are, but I think there's been enough of that already.
NOW GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR SHITTY GAME AND START WRITING!!!
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I shall accept your cookie, but decline the request to violate my mother as she is currently seeing someone.
Mmmmmh, love-hate makes the best flavored cookie. You shall receive a moment filled with no pokes in return.
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Hello, step-son *wink* *wink*
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FALLOUT'S NOT SHITTY!
It's very entertaining to see my female character walk around in leather arm-I mean...I'm addicted to it's strategic gameplay and amazing storyline.
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...I kinda gave the same issue. I mean I know what to write, but I don't. Part of that is how limited my time is...but there's time for me to also write if I got off my lazy bum.
Right...the both of us are writing for 60 minuets tonight. NO excuses!!
I don't fucking care about your goddamn wolf ass story. Re-write Remembering Garry's Mod already. You stupid lazy cunt.
I love you.
That is all.
GET BACK TO WORK!
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Get your act together.
I like this story, an update would be nice.
The next time you have sex, just beat the shit outta your partner, then see how your dick feels about it. You may be a sadist.
I see that most of the chat here has taken to purely yelling at you to get your shit together... I suppose I shall be the one to do things directly...
And by that I mean that if I see you on steam I will spam you with XCOM challenges and demolish the shit outta you.
here we go you lazy ass. prove to me that you are not a fucking lazy ass hole how lives with his mom till he is 30. PROVE to me that the same person isn't someone's bitch, PROVE TO ME AND ALL THE WORLD that you are not a pees of trash that has no use and keeps growing, and the only way that you can prove to all of us is by righting the next chapter to the fucking best book I have read you lazy bitch.
This is the exact reason why even I didn't write anything in over two months
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Let's do this.
1897221 Yea that's a legitimate complaint that I will forever respect...
...hmm...ok next chapter may not have that exact sense of adventure that you're looking for, but I've been thinking about a little adventure after meeting Winona (which isn't a spoiler). And it'll bring back some adventure into the story. That I can promise you because that's a legitimate thing I've been wanting to do but was unsure of. Now that I know someone will approve of more adventure then I'm totally doing it.
Actually...thinking about it...There's something that might qualify that I was planning for later on buuuuuuut I really want to get to it....
Whatever I'll just do what I always do...BULLSHIT THE CHAPTER WITH ONLY A SMALL SENSE OF DIRRECTION!
(it's literally what I've been doing the whole time.)
I told you. I will do this everyday.
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Yes, that leather armor is very conforming...
But anyways... *clears throat* GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND WRITE TO THIS AMAZING MUSIC!
1899361 It's not rushing if I've got months of thinking behind it. Besides I planned on a Winona scene and I expected to have it done a LONG time ago. Most of it was just putting a previous observation at the forefront. Now it's restating what happened the last chapter in the beginning, then <redacted text> then some sleepy sleep and then waking up and <redacted text> the end
1899361 Oh and I don't mind if people ask me to update. it just reminds me of things I've got to do.
1896885 .....I have a rape fetish.
1899361 But... But... But... He told me to...
1899361 here is a quote for you quality over quantity.
GET TO WORK OP AND QUIT BEING A BUNDLE OF STICKS btw we love you.
Hurry up you shit!!!
Kick your ass into gear and get on to writing those horse words!
Everyday.... I will be watching......
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You should really be writing, instead of reading this!
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.......................... Get back to work!
Obviously I know why you are not updating.
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However...
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You know, you told me to make sure to remind you to write. I have no intention of stopping. This is how dedicated I am to this story. I know you are a bit lazy, just like me. You want to push this off till later, but you need an anchor to keep you from pushing this story away.
When I started to write my own little story, it was awful. There were mistakes everywhere and it was down voted without mercy. It made me want to stop writing the story after it didn't get much better after the second chapter. I was about to give up on the story until I saw a new comment. The comment was nothing but praise for a story that was always found less than preferable. It was enough to lift my spirits to continue writing the story. Whenever I feel like I am stuck and I should throw the story under the bus, I just think of that one viewer who actually enjoyed my work. The fact that I can look forward to him/her commenting and actually liking my story keeps me writing.
tl;dr I am not saying that people want you to stop or that your writing is bad. I guess what I am saying is that you should find your anchor with this story. Whether it be a user or something in the story that you want to share. Find it and never let it go. Keep it close to you so that you can have the inspiration to keep going.
get off of that lasy butt, and get the story going.
if you can get out of bed, you sure can continue onto the next day, right?
Sure sounds like a new and different story to me.
not what I'd write, but why should everyone write the stories I'm writing, quite to the countrary.
Now get started, or you'd be the next meal for the sorry worlf of yours.
1913057 I like that. There's a lesson in that, and I can relate. My story is the best story I've ever written, my character is awesome, my adventure slice of life mix actually works to some degree. The situations I've put my character in (THAT I PLANED ON THE SPOT) have made the story a unique adventure filled from the very beginning.
I guess the real question I've been asking myself is, "can I continue it's legacy?" and I don't know. But I've actually written about 1000 words and I've already done something that reminds me of the previous chapters. Something subtle but meaningful, and I think I found my anchor.
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Just so you don't go drifting away now.
I returned to harass you..........
................update.
Here I am again. Just another friendly reminder from your friendly neighborhood Spiderman.
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So, could we have an update of how it is coming along? Please
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I am going to do this reminder early so I don't forget
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