What? You expect a trick? Go talk to another Zman, I'm busy.
A few weeks ago, the doctors found a lump in my dad's prostate. Yeah, I'm just saying it now and not dancing around it. Anyways, after having a biopsy and all those lovely tests, and well... They came out positive for cancer. At first, I wasn't too worried. Lot's of guys got prostate cancer, and if it was caught soon enough it was easy to beat. I've known my dad to be a stubborn old bird, and
Recently I've been into games like InFamous and what not, so when a friend of mine showed me a test to "Determine Conduit+" I decided why the fuck not.
Turns out, I'm pretty damn likely to be a conduit (if it were real of course). 93% likely to be exact. Oh and Smoke powers. Can't forget that either.
Yeah, so I found this out a few days ago, but only got enough time to make this blog today. I'm writing this blog post as a way of coping with the news.
After over two years of being financially stalemated, after two years of applications and school, the one application I had forgotten about even filling out, It has come to be....
Attention to all who like A Feline's Point Of View.
I just finished writing the next chapter.
It has been sent to an editor.
The time for posting.
Draws near.
So have a birthday game :D
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I get to go shopping with Rares. Best. Birthday present. Ever.
*is shedding so many tons of liquid pride*
1652000 I get nightly cuddles from Ruby Pinch. I'm not sure how to feel about it.
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1652012 She... needs a responsible adult to look after her, since her mom is always getting plastered! Nothing shifty of illegal going on around here!
Perhaps she's fulfilling her life-long dream of being a teddy-bear?
1652024 let's go with that
pinkie pie gives me bedroom eyes and a lustful smile.
I drink dinkys milkshake.... i'm not a bully like babs seed.
or maybe shes sharing it with me? there couldnt be any other way of seeing this!
1652040 Or she has nightmares every night and wants to feel safe. IDK
...I found a zipper on Dinky's back?
Maybe ignorance is bliss..
I saved a drowning King Sombra from a shark attack? Better give me a reward...
Crystals!
Lyra has seen my browser history...
Good thing I cleared it!
Princess Celestia has seen your internet history...
God damnit.
1652569 Me too! This shit is STUPID.
...and bananas
...I get to teach Twilight magic again? Oh, this could be bad.
1653036 Bad? Are you kidding me, This is going to be HILARIOUS!
Lyra, me, and Sweetie Belle in a Fighting Tournament? ...Fluttershy holding a knife to my neck as she robs a bank? ...Tom the Rock giving me a surprise hug everyday? ... I'LL DIE!
I find a zipper on RD's back. Whaaaaaaat......
Applebloom sneaks into my bed every night. Poor thing, she gets nightmares a lot...
Rainbow Dash in my bed every night. Awwww yeah !
Wait... My bed's too small for the two of us. Great. Now I'm sleeping on the ground...
I...I get to teach Sweetie Belle how to do magic, again, after she suffers from a terrible accident?.......niiiiiiiice~! (not for the accident part, that's sad, but I meant for the teaching part. X3
)
Ruby Pinch is running a fighting tournament and Chrysalis has challenged me. The teams were selected via random number generator.
Team Awesome~
Captain - Me
Fellow Players - Golden Harvest, Gilda, Snowflake, Rainbow Dash
Team
Changeling DominanceTalking In The Sun ~Queen - Chrysalis
Minions - Berry Punch, Derpy Hooves, Trixie, Princess Celestia
Looks like a promising line up folks!
King Sombra in my bed every night...
*raises machete with a dangerous look in eyes*
:,< why me.
If that weirdo thinks he can get away with that, he's got another thing coming. I have a machete an I'm not afraid to use it!