A hopefully somewhat humerous reason as to why I've been inactive recently. · 8:23pm Oct 24th, 2013
Alright, so things happen... weird things sometimes.
Seriously, I was just hanging out in my room one day when all of a sudden my computer starts flickering, I do the sensible thing and whack it a few times to remind it who's the top in this relationship but then the screen cracked. So once again I did the sensible thing and threw it out a window, went into my good china cupboard, grabbed the baseball bat that I use for extra curricular active (in which baseball does not fall under) and proceeded to re-enact that one scene from the movie Office Space.
My laptop thoroughly destroyed, I started to cry realizing the severity of the situation. This lasted about 20 or so minutes, (which is an appropriate amount of time I think.) before threw it's remains in the trash. I now had to go to Future Shop to get a new laptop. Thankfully, they had the same type of laptop in stock that I had used, with all my old files still intact, but it cost $35, 40 times the normal amount I'm allowed to spend on laptops. So I had to think of a way to make money.
Naturally, male prostitution was the first thing I thought of, but that could take a couple hours to gather that money, so instead I extra curricular'd the back of the Future Shop guy's head and ran like a madman through the door.
This was a weird day, because I then exploded.
When I opened up my eyes, Princess Celestia was there and smiling at me. DC Comic's Black Manta was also there and not smiling, though I just assumed that because his awesome metal helmet hides all emotions. I was really freaking confused but rolled with it.
She talked for a bit, saying something about friendship and shipping and the shipping of friendship and something about destiny and how Aquaman should perish (that last part may have been Black Manta) and then POOF.
I sprouted two wings on my back. Apparently there are two ways to become a princess. Spend three years learning the values of friendship, or clocking a guy on the back of the head and then stealing a laptop. Personally the later is MUCH less tedious.
So anyways, I was a princess, best princess probably. And as my first decree I made Black Manta my noble steed and we rode off into the sunset to write more stories about ponies...
picture by wickedsilly
So anyways, that's my excuse. I've been busy running around with Black Manta causing shenanigans and attempting to destroy Aquaman. Updates should be coming soon.
*blink*
We... are somewhat confused, worried as to your well being, curious whether or not you found our secret stash of... things, and are wholly not entirely amused.
Well played.
A laptop cost $35? Where can I buy this?
What happened to your laptop?
You got to hang with black manta? Why can't I get to do that!?
Nigga' high as fuck.
On ponies.
I don't get it...
I don't know what you're smoking, but I want some.
Haha! Okay this made my day a bit better, thank you brah :)
This can be ignored:
~RIP Yoteslaya