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Skeeter The Lurker


All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

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  • 11 weeks
    Thank you (again)

    Gonna be honest, $2185 is far more than I expected to get from that GoFundMe.

    And frankly, typing out the words "thank you" feels just way too... Simple? Condescending... ish? Just plain not enough?

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    13 comments · 263 views
  • 11 weeks
    GoFundMe

    I'll just lay it all out.

    I do not have a car.

    I cannot get to and from work.

    I am more or less broke due to low paying job and so many bills.

    Due to credit issues, I do not qualify for any emergency loans.

    My car was uninsured due to the company I had deciding not to tell me there was an issue with payment and just... cancelled it. Cause why not at this point.

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    9 comments · 907 views
  • 11 weeks
    I can't win

    Got in an accident.

    Car's completely fucked.

    I'm fine, I think. Hospital right now. But I seem ok by EMS standards.

    Woulda been better if I had bit it, frankly. Cause now not only am I broke, I now have no car.

    ...I just want it to end. Please?

    I can't take much more. I can't.

    7 comments · 204 views
  • 19 weeks
    2024, about as good as 2023. Which was sh!t.

    Screw 2023.

    Miserable year for me.

    Started with an asshole walmart employee getting me fired, to me being exhausted with two jobs, which didn't last so back to one job, to me barely being able to get by on my meager paychecks.

    And on top of that, my severe eczema was persistent and I was unable to find a solution because... No money and so on.

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    20 comments · 1,133 views
  • 117 weeks
    Spare a dime for your Lurker

    Hello Legion, it's been awhile, hasn't it?

    I've never been good at this kinda thing, and while I could go on about my antics as of late, I won't and will just come out and say it.

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    19 comments · 1,943 views
Aug
19th
2013

Do not click the link below. You will regret it. · 5:00am Aug 19th, 2013

Don't say I didn't warn you.

[8/19/13 12:49:06 AM] Skeeter TL: I have…
60 Cursors
45 Grandmas
30 Factories
20 Mines
and
10 Shipments.
I'm at 622/s
[8/19/13 12:49:25 AM] Denim_Blue: ...what?
[8/19/13 12:49:28 AM] Skeeter TL: Someone. Stop me.
[8/19/13 12:49:31 AM] Pearple Prose: Wow.
[8/19/13 12:49:33 AM] Pearple Prose: That fic...
[8/19/13 12:49:34 AM] Skeeter TL: This damn cookies game.
[8/19/13 12:49:37 AM] Pearple Prose: Was something.
[8/19/13 12:49:45 AM] Pearple Prose: That was nice.
[8/19/13 12:49:48 AM] Skeeter TL: I know right?
[8/19/13 12:49:56 AM] Pearple Prose: Also, lol Skeets is a tryhard at Cookie
[8/19/13 12:50:08 AM] Pearple Prose: You're like my mate who I got addicted
[8/19/13 12:52:10 AM] Professor Plum: On 8/19/13, at 12:49 AM, Skeeter TL wrote:
> I have…
60 Cursors
45 Grandmas
30 Factories
20 Mines
and
10 Shipments.
I'm at 622/s
100 cursors
30 Grannies
10 Factories
10 Mines
10 Shipments
11 Labs
8 Portals
[8/19/13 12:52:22 AM] Professor Plum: Cursors now cost almost half a million
[8/19/13 12:52:46 AM] Professor Plum: I'm at 15.5k a second
[8/19/13 12:52:52 AM] M1Garand8: Nice
[8/19/13 12:53:02 AM] Skeeter TL: JESUS.
[8/19/13 12:53:06 AM] Denim_Blue: ...
[8/19/13 12:53:06 AM] Pearple Prose: I should be asleep right now, but screw that, ponies.
[8/19/13 12:53:12 AM] Pearple Prose: Also, Plum, what the hell
[8/19/13 12:53:13 AM] Denim_Blue: what, again, is this that you be talking of?
[8/19/13 12:53:14 AM] Skeeter TL: Screw that. Cookies.
[8/19/13 12:53:17 AM] Skeeter TL: http://orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/cookie/
[8/19/13 12:53:39 AM] Skeeter TL: Plum...
[8/19/13 12:53:39 AM] Denim_Blue: oh god
[8/19/13 12:53:46 AM] Denim_Blue: nope, running away from this before I start
[8/19/13 12:53:48 AM] Skeeter TL: Just HOW long have you been playing?
[8/19/13 12:53:57 AM] Professor Plum: Dunno
[8/19/13 12:54:01 AM] Professor Plum: Time has lost all meaning
[8/19/13 12:54:03 AM] Pearple Prose: lol
[8/19/13 12:54:05 AM] Skeeter TL: Not a good sign...
[8/19/13 12:54:05 AM] Denim_Blue: phew, clicked out of that tab
[8/19/13 12:54:09 AM] Denim_Blue: I could tell it was addicting
[8/19/13 12:54:17 AM] Pearple Prose: Joe said exactly that

Yeah.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Comments ( 19 )

Godammit this is the third time today. This site needs a story.

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The cookie will consume all.

Join us...

~Skeeter The Lurker

OHHHHH, it's one of those games. And it's midnight. Dammit. . . .

Plum and his cookies.

I bet his friends and family are really confused. They probably haven't seen him in days, locked up in his basement, watching his grannies make him his cookies.

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Join the cookie. Behold the gospel of the cookie...

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Join ussssss.....

~Skeeter The Lurker

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I CAN'T ESCAPE IT.

~Skeeter The Lurker

1294597 I warned you man. I warned you.

AWWWW SHIT! Dude, you can use both left and right clicks. Combine them for ultimate cookie compilation. Like, damn.

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I only have a trackpad...

~Skeeter The Lurker

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This proves that mice will never be obsolete.

Dammit, Skeeter. I should be in bed right now. BUT LOOK AT THIS! I CANNOT STOP MYSELF! This is a downward spiral into self-destruction, man.

puu.sh/45ng2.png

I guess I'm......

Raking in the dough.

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100 Cursors
75 Grandmas
55 Factories
45 Mines
40 Shipments
30 Alchemy Labs
15 Portals
7 Time Machines

200,000 cookies a second.

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Sweet merciful christ...

~Skeeter The Lurker

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... Alright. I'll let you have that one.

Nice, man, nice.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Clock set... 11:30...

70 Cursors
60 Grandmas
40 Factories
30 Mines
20 Shipments
10 Alchemy Labs

Time now is... 12:54

2,033.6 cookies a second...

Preparing macro.

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