So, what's a weird secret you have?

It's okay, I won't laugh at you. What is said in the blog, stays in the blog. Tell Trixie.

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[TheCloudtop]

I thought Pig Latin was the Latin that the ancient people spoke until the age of 16.

[wackedoutpet]

I still have my collection of puppets from when I was on a traveling puppet show.

[RainbowBob]

I bite my toenails.

[Dunsparce]

I thought dump trucks could grow wings until age 9. It's okay to laugh at this one, I do all the time.

[Showmare Trixie]

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... Why do I feel aroused?

[wackedoutpet]

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Because felt feels so good on an aching arm.

[Darke_Amber]

.... Sometimes when I'm alone in my room, I'll start laughing at nothing and then pass out, just out of nowhere.

Just pass the fck out.

[Something Eight]

Whenever I get a sunburn, I don't wear any clothing that comes close to the area of the burn. There was this one time I got a sunburn on my ass and that got really freaking awkward.

[ZemaBato]

I imagine long, passionate speeches or rants about random things throughout the day, that results in a big dramatic payoff. Never, ever happens though.

That's... the secret I'm most comfortable sharing with.

[Sigma EXE]

I used to think Jigglypuff (the Pokemon) was Kirby's (as in that little pink thing that eats people for power) mom.

[Typewrittensoul]

1252767
Oh jeebus... I thought I was the only one!

I'm slightly afraid of snowmen because of a childhood incident

[Late Registrator]

I pee sitting down. :p

[HeartTortoisePigeonDog]

Hmmm... what can I share..... Let's see, when I was younger, about middle school and high school, I was really depressed and very lonely. I used to sit alone and imagine either committing suicide or killing people..... and about having some girl talking to me.

I'm not sure what to share about me today Certainly nothing dark do I have hiding, just... weird

[MoldyShishkabob]

I wonder what I can say…

Uh, I like drinking tons of fluids at nighttime, so I can't go to sleep until I've taken a long whizz.

[Showmare Trixie]

1252767

Same.

... Except, there is generally an effect.

1252966

Say something weird then.

[Bolshevik Skeleton]

I sometimes talk or argue with myself

[ZemaBato]

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1253224

Kinda amazing that I'm not the only one like that.

[Showmare Trixie]

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Indeed.

[Stiggerzz]

when I'm bored, I actively seek out stupidity on the internet so I have something to yell about, that way I'm no longer bored.

I also find shitty, poorly-made monster movies to be the most entertaining movies there are

[Holo]

Hmm weirdest secret... hmm...

This is way too hard.

[Emma Entei]

1252966
I just tried that since i was feeling depressed....
Got me to smile. wtf. And by that i mean the killing thing. Cept i killed Naruto. HE DESERVED IT.
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Ok here's mine.
When i was little i planned complete genocide on the world.
Really.
I planned to kill you all. good thing i abandoned it.
Where the fk will i get 5 nukes, an alien civilization, and a Psychotic Alien Robot about 500 feet tall?!
ooor i could tell you all how i deal with depression.
I find a sad story. I read the sad story. I am not sad anymore.
I don't get why it works though.

[HeartTortoisePigeonDog]

1253443Horror movies are funny to me--all of them!

[HeartTortoisePigeonDog]

1253224 titillate me
Weirder?

[Showmare Trixie]

1253501

Mmhm.

[HeartTortoisePigeonDog]

1253527Uhhhmm.....I like...... sexy ponies

[Showmare Trixie]

1253538

You'll like my next blog then.

[HeartTortoisePigeonDog]

1253559
You know what I meant?

[Gary Bucking Tree]

When I get mad I often hit something and pretend it's Lord Zinger.

Also changelings are

[Aenbr]

I'm a brony

Don't laugh!!

[Showmare Trixie]

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*Snrrrk* I um... I uh... Uh, yeah... I'm... not laughing at you.

[Grey Skies]

I've got automatonophobia...

[Showmare Trixie]

1254051

And yet, you are friends with me.

[Grey Skies]

1254076

That's because you bullied me into it! Leaving puppets around my house, talking to me solely through ventriloquism dummies, tying mannequins to remote-controlled cars... I'm afraid that if I ever try leave, I'll wake up bound to a chair in a wax museum!

Truly, you are a monster.

[Aenbr]

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Oh, Thank you!! Its really embarrassing. Oh gosh, what if other people on the site find out? Oh gosh, oh gosh; I'd never live it down!

[magicoddeffect]

I'm a voraphile.

There are more details than that, but that's my really weird secret.

[TheCloudtop]

1252767 DUDE! I DO THE SAME THING!

[TheCloudtop]

>> I always talk and argue with myself.

[Showmare Trixie]

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Uh... that wasn't me...

[ZemaBato]

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I've head dreams about that. Though, that was more like I was trapped and had to fight my way out of the person/thing's stomach.

[cold revenge]

DisHarmonize, Cirrus, I can explain it to you guys later, but my most well kept secret is that I'm a lot older than most people realize. About 100 years older.

[Darke_Amber]

..... I HAVE A CRUSH ON BRAEBURN.

dat flank....

[Showmare Trixie]

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[Darke_Amber]

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Well, you asked for weird secrets. And since you know me (well, at least partly, or as best as you COULD know me through a computer) you should expect weird things. No matter what.

[Showmare Trixie]

1260466

That's hardly weird, I live in an Asylum where people try to have arguments with the toilet.

It's just... I didn't know you were into flanks.

[Darke_Amber]

1260771

HUEHUEHUE

[InkTapper]

Sometimes, I write stories about ponies. Colorful, talking ponies. But don't. tell. anyone.

[LonelyBrony42]

I took a small stone from the cemetery in which my great grandmother is buried, and I sometimes carry it in my pocket for good luck.

[Beyonder]

When I was in the sixth grade, I would steal candy from my loathsome history teacher just about every day during the after-school hours.

[Fourpony]

I have imagined ways to kill everyone that I am close to.

[Showmare Trixie]

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... Dude.

Dude, just... dude.

... I am so aroused right now.