See, this is what happens when I get bored! · 3:43pm May 2nd, 2013
I do weird shit. And since I was browsing the Interwebs, ended up on deviantArt somehow and read a few MLP-related birthday games, I decided to make one of my own. So... have fun. (I promise the results aren't that fucked up. Really.)
January - You and _______ have a pillow fight.
February - _______ asks you out on Hearts and Hooves Day.
March - You and ____ get extremely drunk and end up in jail on St. Hooftrick's day.
April - You get pranked by _____.
May - You and _______ have a sexy makeout session.
June - ______ is your one-night stand.
July - You start a webshow with ________.
August - _____ develops a crush on you.
September - You go skinny-dipping with ______.
October - You and ________ go trick-or-treating together on Nightmare Night.
November - You get married to ______.
December - You and _______ have phone sex.
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1 - Rainbow Dash
2 - Twilight Sparkle
3 - Pinkie Pie
4 - Rarity
5 - Fluttershy
6 - Applejack
7 - Princess Celestia
8 - Princess Luna
9 - Princess Cadance
10 - Discord
11 - Nightmare Moon
12 - Queen Chrysalis
13 - Gilda
14 - Iron Will
15 - Lyra
16 - Bonbon
17 - Derpy
18 - Vinyl Scratch
19 - Octavia
20 - Doctor Whooves/Time Turner
21 - Colgate/Minuette
22 - Cheerilee
23 - Little Strongheart
24 - Shining Armor
25 - Miss Harshwhinny
26 - Braeburn
27 - Zecora
28 - Neon Lights
29 - Sweetie Belle
30 - Apple Bloom
31 - Scootaloo
I got asked out by Neon Lights on Hearts & Hooves Day. Seriously not sure how to feel right now. Anyway, I wanna see what you guys get - so lemme know in the comments. Good luck... you know, just in case you do end up getting a really insane result...>_>
lol
one night stand with shining armor
Fluttershy and I end up in jail. Worth it!
Pinkie Pie seems to be my one night stand.
I may have been scarred for life a couple of times just now. 
makeout session with Fluttershy.
...I get pranked by Discord...
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WHY? WHY APRIL? WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?!
*hisses*
I get drunk with Queen Chrysalis and end up in jail. That would be weird, but interesting.
Trick or treating with vinyl!
1048913 I ENVY YOU.
I envy me ^.^
I went skinny dipping with Rainbow Dash.
Hon Hon Hon
Mrs. Harshwhinny is your one-night stand.
...
I need to change my birthdate.
1048962
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"you and Vinyl Scratch have phone sex"
I call that a win in my case. XD
also 17th January is probably the best day according to this little game.
search it upSkinny dipping with Rainbow Dash! September tends to have quite the amazing scenarios!
"Princess Celestia is your one-night stand.
I like your game.
Phone sex with Octavia?
I do believe I have won.
1049673 You have done exactly that, my friend.
Colgate is my one night stand? YESSSSS!!!
Skinny-dipping w/ flutter...
Trick-or-Treating with Little Strongheart on Nightmare Nright.
Look at that, I'm getting married to Lyra
Rarity pranks me...okay then.
PILLOW FIGHT WITH DISCORD!
Skinny dipping? Cool. With--
Miss Harshwhinny.
So Goddamn close.