The SSSS69K / Pin the Tail Riff / Candies Riff · 12:21am Mar 18th, 2013
It's been a busy weekend! I've recently been branching out and assisting other writers on the site. I've had an idea for a clopfic rattling around in my head for a while now, but I never had the time to write it myself, so I offered it to Nostalgia Schmaltz. I knew he'd be able to delivery on this premise, which he did with flying colors.
The story is called The Super-Speedy Semen Squeezy 69,000. It features a competition between the Apple family and the Flim Flam brothers. Cheerilee even gets in on the action as Big Mac's Main Squeeze. The Flim Flam brothers make a wager that their new invention will give stallions instant rock hard erections. Cheerilee defends the natural abilities of her special somepony.
In the classic style of John Henry or Team Fortress 2, this story tackles the age old question of man versus machine. Will the red-blooded, all-Equestrian super stud Big Mac be able to satisfy his girl while keeping up with Flim and Flam, or will the twins' turgid tools triumph? Read on to find out!
I've also been involved with a couple of projects featuring the riffer extraordinaire, twow443.
Recently, twow443 released a hilarious riff of my R63 sausagefest, Pin the Tail on the Griffin. You can find his riff of it here.
I also took my first foray into riffing. The story that twow443 and I tackled is known as Candies. It features Lyra and Bon Bon and is a derivative of the infamous Cupcakes story. I would've linked to Candies, but the author removed it from the site before we could post our riff. I certainly hope the writer didn't feel pressured by negative criticism to remove their story.
The riffing we do is not made with any malicious intent. It's merely there to entertain. You can find the riff of Candies here.
I have another new story which I hope to have published later this week. In the meantime, feel free to enjoy these other fics and riffs!
You give me way too much credit. Thanks a bunch!
BronyStories, no matter how taboo or sexual your stories are, you are a brilliant writer with some of the most creative concepts I've ever had the pleasure of reading. I have high hopes for S.S.S. 6900, and wait with unbated breath for your next work.
You rock, dude! :D
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Thanks for the awesome feedback!
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Yeah, what he said!
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Thanks! My next story won't be a clopfic, but it will contain the humor that you've come to expect from most of my stories.
Glad I'm not responsible for your collabs as well
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That's only because you're in a class all your own. I recently updated my user page and gave my main editor a place of prominence.
928114 You're too kind
Not bad considering it all started by me simply saying your fics needed touch ups
928114 Hell, at this rate you might as well mark me as your official riffer. I'll have riffed all your stories the rate this is going.
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Be careful what you wish for...
Helping others that's so kind of you!
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Well, as Eek the Cat would say, it never hurts to help!
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929057 Agreed
And it was only just short while ago that I read Pinkie Pie Sucks 100 Dicks, I wonder if this abomination will top that one.
Well, if you intend on riffing anything, I might recommend actually PMing the author first to get his permission.
IRON WILL SAYS:
WHEN EVERYPONY'S IN ON THE JOKE,
NO HEARTS GET BROKE.
Sounds like a sexual predator creeper...
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I'll keep that in mind. I can say for certain that our riff didn't cause the writer of the original story to delete it, as they had taken it down before we published our riff.
928670 Don't know if should be scared or happy...
928670 Don't know if should be happy or scared.
Hi!
I'm really late to the party!
Worst of all, I saw this on the time of posting!
I must say that I really enjoyed this, though...
It's actually kinda funny! 
While you where riffing this story, I was actually proofreading it.
Ironic, huh? Due to all your remarks on the incorrect tenses...
So, here the story link, (Yeah, I thought I'd give it to you...) grammatically sound and all... (I think...) Can't say anything of the storytelling, though...
~ChocoLatte