Four Terrible Ideas for Fanfics that I Would Nevertheless Read

Rarity has a secret she's been hiding: she's a killer. A serial killer, to be precise. But that's okay, because she only kills other murderers.
What to name the story? Dexterity.

Charlie the Unicorn somehow finds his way to Equestria, and Princess Celestia finds herself inexplicably attracted to him. This attraction only grows stronger when the Princess discovers that Charlie carries the title of the Banana King...

Yet another HiE romance/clop, but with a twist. While the less-than-flattering legends surrounding her were based mainly in myth, things nevertheless turn rather steamy when Equestria is visited by none other than Catherine the Great.

In this parody of The Fly, Lyra Heartstrings builds a working teleportation machine and decides to test it on herself, but the sudden, last-minute appearance of a thought-to-be-mythical creature contaminates the experiment. Soon, Lyra finds herself becoming increasingly less like a pony... and increasingly more human.

Sometimes I wonder where the heck I get ideas like these...

Comments

[ymom2]

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[Black Ptera]

The second sounds funny.

[Kishin]

One and Three would actually be pretty good. Seems like featureable stories to me.

[InkFathom]

Personally I like one and four.

[Fullmetal Pony]

That fourth one actually sounds really interesting

[JellyDrivex64]

I want No.2 and No.4 to be real! Or if they are... LINKS!

[Pvt PartyPooper]

I have to find it again, but I do believe the first one has been done to a certain extent.

EDIT: FOUND IT

If no.4 happens, she better be a centaur.

[nemryn]

at #1

[LonelyBrony42]

Ehh... I'd read the first one if it was done well. It could go into that extremely grey area of justifying the murders, the victims being murderers themselves. Really quite interesting, actually.

[Sphye]

I would love to read #1 and #2, assuming they were written decently. I could see someone making a trollfic of 2 very easily, but I would love to see it done well.

[chaorock]

I loved the idea for four.

[Aquaman]

You have two options with regard to #1: either you drop everything and start writing it now, or you let me steal it to slave away at whenever I have the time.

Choose wisely.

[Charcoal Quill]

713257

Steal away. I've never watched Dexter, so there's little that I'd be able to contribute to the story besides the title pun.

[Kaidan]

713376

When I saw your clever pun it inspired me to make a short story about there being 2 Serial killers in Ponyville, one of which is "Dexterity". It's not much, but you did say you'd read the terrible story anyway... if you don't mind

713257

If you turn Charcoal's idea into a longer story it'll get an instant favorite from me
And I hope you don't mind sharing the awesome pun with me

What If: Dexterity