And then Twilight Sparkle went just a little bit mad

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[Wild Zontars]

At least... at least it isn't in Comic Sans?

[stag the story teller]

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Man not even the comic sans will excuse this

[Booster Spice]

Is it edible?

[The Great Scribbly One]

Twilight would disapprove of such awful grammar. Blummin' middle management buffoons.

[OddDreams]

Twilight clearly drank the wrong punch

[Claw in Cursive]

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"I weep for the future of Equestria."

[FanOfMostEverything]

Well, a little bit more mad...

[Bookeater_otaku]

Oh I can taste the upcoming insanity in the air.

[Ranakastrasz]

Made sense Initially, but I can't parse the last bit.

[Sir Mediocre]

Have ye noticed the Captain’s been acting a bit strange... er?

[lord Martiya]

Next message is going to be "We need you to work even before punching in and after punching out. No, you're not getting paid or overtime".
And then "You need to stop quitting".

[Manga Shoggoth]

Ah, Kronos. How wonderful. At least the "punch" icon is in the first position, since people will mostly want to punch it. Mind you, my experience is mostly on the back end.

I understood the whole message - but then I'm used to dealing with a technical arena and a lot of people for whom English is a third or fourth language. And most of the time they do far better than that. It looks like it was produced by an offshored HR department.

EDIT: As someone who works in a secure environment and is very sensitive to this sort of thing: Be careful what you show in posts like this - you may be violating several security clauses in your contract. We aren't going to snitch on you here (obviously), but it's surprising the number of ways this sort of thing can come back to haunt you...

[Winter_Solstice]

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[LunaBestPrincessStar]

Time to put your 5 seconds in.

[rip4thwall]

You're and your next to each other, replacing the key word in the sentence, no A in authorization, no N in diciplinary...

Meanwhile, I'd bring in a pair of boxing gloves. Don't want my punches to be called sloppy!

[Estee]

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The sign was found in a Maryland supermarket. I don't work there and if I violated any 'you walked in here, we own you' contracts by taking the picture, I look forward to my court date.

(Thanksgiving dinner trip. Bus travel. Gah.)

[Manga Shoggoth]

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Oh good. I am suitably relieved.

[FridayPie]

I'm not an English speaker and still... that sign makes my blood to boil for several reason, including the language.