I have some concerns · 3:23am May 22nd, 2023
So, what would happen if the most magical unicorn in all of Equestria somehow met another unicorn who stole cutie marks and dabbled in time travel?
“Ahhh,” an unseen pony sighed in relief behind her. “This is just what I needed.”
“Tell me about it.” Trixie had to agree.
“You ever have one of those days?”
Trixie tilted her head towards the speaker, her mind filling with all of the ‘heated discussions’ she had been engaged in over the past week in Canterlot. “For me, they’re all one of those days. I’m going to start coming here every time I come to Ponyville.”
“You’re not from here, either? I’ve been trying to make friends, but it’s not easy. They’re not saying it, but I think everypony knows about my past. I may have been a tiny bit completely and utterly evil.”
Trixie rolled her eyes, but the effect was lost since nopony could see them. “Ponies judge me on my past, too.”
“Wow, finally! Somepony I can relate to!”
“But the Great and Powerful Trixie doubts you have been as evil as me.” Trixie removed the cucumbers, and she offered a smile as she turned around.
“Trixie? Who’s that?”
“Trixie is me!” Trixie struck a pose, then frowned. “I take it you’ve never heard of The Great and Powerful Trixie before now?”
“Can’t say that I have, sorry. My name is Starlight Glimmer.”
“Starlight, Starlight. You sound familiar.” Trixie tapped her chin, then brightened. “Ah ha! You’re The Starlight Glimmer, Stealer of Cutie Marks and Destroyer of Alternate Dimensions! Trixie has heard all about you from Princess Celestia and Prince Baked Bean.”
“You have?” Starlight shrunk back and swallowed nervously. “How do you know them?”
“Trixie is the personal and exclusive secretary to Prince Bean.” Trixie rubbed one hoof on her chest. “All official communiques to and from His Royal Highness go through me.”
Cue ominous close-up of Starlight.
From all Villains Starlight Glimmer indeed has the biggest death toll and destruction caused...
No villain did ever as mutch as she did.
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If the dimensions still existed after Twilight left them then yes
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Depending on Story:
- All of them
- Non of them
- Some of them
*And Sgt. Murphy just has a Chaotic Smile and rubs his paws*
Oh this is gonna be GEWD!!!!!
"Friendship!" The man screams, as he hoists high his rainbow colored baseball bat, and then brings it down upon the skull of the unsuspecting pony. Yet, surprisingly, it does not inflict any pain or trauma upon the innocent pony, and indeed even the expected thwack sound of wood meeting skull is absent. All that happens as the bat connects with the pony is the ponies head gives slightly, creating an indent, and then rebounds, all of this accompanied by a comical "Bonk" sound, seemingly from nowhere. "Friendship!" the man once more screams, as he lifts his bat, and races off into the distance, leaving behind naught but a confused pony, and a faint sense that some sort of connection had been made. But whom this connection could possibly be between, none could say.
ohoho, the hype!
oh, oh no, ohohoo this could end poorly.
Yay, more Glimmy!