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Feb
18th
2023

Ooo, spoilers! · 12:51am Feb 18th, 2023

They're so much fun! I just can't help myself!


“Where are you dragging me off to, again?”

Chrysalis let out an annoyed huff. “Wherever your international relations office is. Apparently there’s some forms I have to fill out to make Thorax officially my official ambassador. You ponies and your paperwork, I swear.”

“What can I say? We love accountability,” Hokey Pokey replied.

“You also love complicating matters to unreasonable degrees. Why does Sunbutt’s palace have so many hallways? Does she like aimlessly walking around in circles?”

“It’s defensible. Shouldn’t you know where everything is from when you were impersonating Princess Cadence? Or did you forget already?”

“I didn’t have to bother with those details,” she said as they rounded a corner. “Because, like now, I had an escort to take me wherever I needed. Studly hardly ever left my side. Isn’t he around here, somewhere? I wouldn’t mind getting a little lick off of him. For old time’s sake.”

“Yeah, and then his wife will stomp you flatter than a pancake.”

“I reiterate that you ponies really need to learn how to forgive and forget.” Chrysalis stuck her nose in the air and sniffed haughty.

“Sure. Just as soon as you forget to whip up another scheme to invade Equestria. Left turn.”

“We should get lunch after this.” Chrysalis rubbed her stomach and smacked her lips. “I’m starving. A nice M.L.T. sounds good, but only if the mutton is nice and lean, and the love is ripe. They’re so perky. I love that.”

“You’ll have to eat without me. I’m still on duty.”

“Then why are you walking with me?” Chrysalis purred.

“Walking?!” Pokey nodded to his motionless hooves, which were scraping against the floor while Chrysalis pulled him along by the tail with her magic. “You’re press-ganging me into this!”

“Don’t bother me with details, Pokey-poo. Right or left?”

“Right,” he grumbled. “Sooner we get there, the sooner I get out of this. I’m gonna catch it from the Lieutenant for this one.”

“I’ll write you an excuse note, don’t worry. ‘Dear Mister Lieutenant Whoever’s in Charge, if you do anything to punish my Pokey-wokey, I will hunt you down and feed you to an urlock. Sincerely, Queen Chrysalis.’ Sound good?”

“No, but I know you’ll do it anyway.”

“Sergeant Pokey? Are you all right?”

Chrysalis gasped, released Pokey, and whirled to the unexpected visitor with a manic grin. “Why, if it isn’t my dear little Prince Blueblood! I thought you’d gone back to Yakyakistan. How are you, my delightful little pawn?” she cooed and pinched his cheeks between her hooves.

“You two know each other?” Pokey asked.

“Not exactly. Snookums and I have met, but he doesn’t remember any of it.”

Comments ( 8 )

I really love the interactions between Pokey and Chrysalis.

You could do a whole side story about Chrysalis and her sweet Baboo.

I figured that was Chrysalis he was with, but apparently she wiped herself from his memory.

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I'll get in to that more, obviously.
Just gotta write it first. :twilightsheepish:

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Wasn't Baboo in the Jungle Book?

Oh boy, she sure will make Pockey jealous

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That's Baloo.

Sally called Linus her Sweet Baboo. Chrysalis has also called Pokey a few times her Sweet Baboo.

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No, I think Baloo was Heinz Doofenshmirtz's boyhood chum that floated away...

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