Well, shit. Father's Day is four days away, and I cannot get my father jack squat.

It'd be one thing if I were still seventeen, but I'm twice that now. I'm supposed to be a goddamned adult by this point, with a career and a sense of time. I mean, I'm married, but he's not exactly happy about how that turned out either. *cough*homophobic Catholic*cough*

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I just ran 'Mayflies' through I Write Like and got Margaret Atwood.

I might run the rest of my fics through it and see what it says for them. I'm curious what Sonatina will come out as.

EDIT: For hilarity's sake, I went ahead and ran through three other stories.

The Sacred Sonatina -- William Shakespeare
The Note -- James Joyce
One Lie -- Stephen King

I just found out my spouse likes BraeJack.

I found this out because she tried to commission me to write one for her. 5000 words.

I mean, I guess I have been meaning to do more straight shipping as practice, but that wasn't what I had in mind . . .

Can someone PM me Derpyhooves' Skype? (Yes, the RLPV Derpyhooves.)

(Brought to you by Insomnia. Insomnia: GODDAMNIT WHY CAN'T I FUCKING SLEEP?!)

Next most likely thing to drop: Shelter From The Storm. It won't be everyone's cup of tea (forced infantilism!) but what the fuck.

New story ideas...

Untitled piece about Fluttershy magically transitioning to earth pony, and the fallout among her friends (Dash in particular).

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(This is mostly me taking notes, but if I don't put them somewhere people can see it, I don't get motivated not to look like a lazy bitch.)

The last two weeks have been a real mess.

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Trying to do idea generation today and came up with the seemingly brilliant idea of some magic attack draining senses from the mane six, so that they end up with one sense each (Pinkie only has Pinkie Sense, because rules never quite apply to the Pinkie Pie).

I say seemingly brilliant because HOW THE EFFING FEFF DO YOU WRITE PONIES WITH ONLY ONE FRIGGIN' SENSE DAMMIT?!

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I've got an editor (MrJoshy) for Sacred Sonatina! I submitted the first chapter a little while ago. If you're looking for happy endings, well, don't read it. Sorry about that. :\

I really do want to write something with a happy ending, folks. Just haven't managed to do it yet. (I have high hopes for Along Party Lines to have a happy ending, since it's meant to work like a slightly-more-adult version of an episode, where death is actually a discussed possibility even if it doesn't happen.)

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Progress has stalled on my primary work, but I'm making ground on some of my little fics. The mane-6-go-a-raping has turned romantic, of all things (don't ask me how), but I'm still struggling with Rarity's chapter.

I put up A Hoofful Of Nothing for moderation approval, so that should be up sometime soon. The only pre-reader I had said it read a little like a Western, and that was my intent, so something went a little right with it, hopefully.

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Just fuck that noise.

Went today for a Weird Thing that's probably nothing. After about two hours of waiting and one hour of poking and blood removal, they said I had (drum roll please) . . . nothing they could find, but I should go see a doctor.

So then I waited another three hours for a cab back home. Bleh. O.o

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