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Cola_Bubble_Gum


I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.

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  • 155 weeks
    is it wrong to hate and fear humanity

    my wife tells me I can bring joy to others

    my wife says my words bring comfort

    maybe I no longer believe the world is worth the risk of helping, because humans are fundamentally predatory.

    so if the world fundamentally betrays you, what would make you want to share those things with them?

    serious question. trolls and bullshit gets deleted and reported.

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  • 155 weeks
    A Few Lies Later

    (this didn't feel like a chapter proper but might end up one eventually. just getting it out so I can actually try to sleep myself :applejackconfused: )

    The memories always returned. AJ didn't figure that was ever gonna go away. How could you forget family?

    And yet, how could you survive remembering they were gone?

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  • 170 weeks
    slice of life microfic in one of my settings

    Twilight sighed. "You do amazing work, Rarity. Even when you're just setting up beach chairs for the attempted relaxation."

    "Well, darling, I can't take all the credit. The lovely little Supersprites handle so much for me, I can't help but owe them thanks."

    Twilight shrugged. "Still, it's amazing. And to think they were a pest before."

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  • 170 weeks
    well, this should be interesting

    issues? as if, this lass has a feckin' subscription.

    story ideas are terrifying and frequent lately. very unnerving.

    for me. :rainbowderp: :pinkiecrazy:

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  • 171 weeks
    clichéd as fuck

    Writer's block.

    I hate those words because they're so damned meaningless when what truly blocks you is the world.

    It's not even exactly the writer who feels like the problem. Can't write because of this person you know, or that one you knew. What if I express something some rando will gonna attack me over? Or send some fuckboy SWATter friends at me?

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Jun
11th
2013

A Bucket Of Electricity And Two Grand In Lunch Money · 8:24am Jun 11th, 2013

I just found out my spouse likes BraeJack.

I found this out because she tried to commission me to write one for her. 5000 words.

I mean, I guess I have been meaning to do more straight shipping as practice, but that wasn't what I had in mind . . .

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Comments ( 7 )

Kissing cousins, eh?

1137499

It isn't terribly surprising in theory, just -- I don't know. I've never warmed up to Braeburn.

(I mean, I wasn't about to end up married to someone who wasn't as much of a pervert as I am. I've seen too many of my friends do it, and it's so painful to watch.)

1137503 I'm writing Braeburn now in my western type thing, and he's a bit of a blank slate, which is both exciting and terrifying at the same time.

I also meant that in a 'wiggling eyebrows' context, not a 'OMG won't someone please think of the children' context.

1137508

Sometimes the two are combined, and I figured I should cover all my bases. :twilightsmile:

But yes, somehow she's come to an affection for the colt. Looks like I'll have to do a bit of research and see what I can put together next week. (I might not even charge her! :rainbowlaugh: )

1137499

The idea didn't really start out as clop, either... it's just that one day I had this mental image of AJ's and Braeburn's hats hung up on a hat rack side by side, and this image WILL NOT GO AWAY.

1420372 do what you gotta do, man. Let that flag fly. :pinkiehappy:

1137503 are these back and forths when we became friends? :raritywink:

1420388

It was the beginning, yes. :pinkiehappy:

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