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Cola_Bubble_Gum


I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.

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  • 155 weeks
    is it wrong to hate and fear humanity

    my wife tells me I can bring joy to others

    my wife says my words bring comfort

    maybe I no longer believe the world is worth the risk of helping, because humans are fundamentally predatory.

    so if the world fundamentally betrays you, what would make you want to share those things with them?

    serious question. trolls and bullshit gets deleted and reported.

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  • 155 weeks
    A Few Lies Later

    (this didn't feel like a chapter proper but might end up one eventually. just getting it out so I can actually try to sleep myself :applejackconfused: )

    The memories always returned. AJ didn't figure that was ever gonna go away. How could you forget family?

    And yet, how could you survive remembering they were gone?

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  • 171 weeks
    slice of life microfic in one of my settings

    Twilight sighed. "You do amazing work, Rarity. Even when you're just setting up beach chairs for the attempted relaxation."

    "Well, darling, I can't take all the credit. The lovely little Supersprites handle so much for me, I can't help but owe them thanks."

    Twilight shrugged. "Still, it's amazing. And to think they were a pest before."

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  • 171 weeks
    well, this should be interesting

    issues? as if, this lass has a feckin' subscription.

    story ideas are terrifying and frequent lately. very unnerving.

    for me. :rainbowderp: :pinkiecrazy:

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  • 171 weeks
    clichéd as fuck

    Writer's block.

    I hate those words because they're so damned meaningless when what truly blocks you is the world.

    It's not even exactly the writer who feels like the problem. Can't write because of this person you know, or that one you knew. What if I express something some rando will gonna attack me over? Or send some fuckboy SWATter friends at me?

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Jun
11th
2013

OH SNAP. · 10:39pm Jun 11th, 2013

I just ran 'Mayflies' through I Write Like and got Margaret Atwood. :pinkiegasp:

I might run the rest of my fics through it and see what it says for them. I'm curious what Sonatina will come out as.

EDIT: For hilarity's sake, I went ahead and ran through three other stories.

The Sacred Sonatina -- William Shakespeare
The Note -- James Joyce
One Lie -- Stephen King

:rainbowlaugh:

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Comments ( 7 )

I put Twilight's Therapy Session through it and I got Anne Rice.
Thaaaaaaaaanks... :unsuresweetie:

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Well, if you want to feel a fuckload better, I put Sonatina through it. Guess what came out?

Shakespeare. And Shakespeare, Sonatina is not.

So that's about how accurate that is . . .

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I know I'm not exactly a wonderful, award-winning author or anything, but comparing a writer to Anne Rice is a low blow.

1139858

I've gotten Anne Rice before, back when I was still writing about humans. You are in good company. (Or at least my company. :rainbowwild: )

"James Joyce"
Hahahahaha!
:rainbowlaugh:

1141595

Yeah, like, as if.

The problem with that thing is that it can only tell you what amazing awesome writer you sort of use the same words as, sorta. If they had a more comprehensive list of authors, it'd actually be an interesting tool.

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Yeah, I don't think it's even humanly possible to write like James Joyce.
:twilightoops:

You'd have to be batshit insane to write like that guy (not that I'm insulting him, he's an awesome writer!).

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