Life is sour, life is sweet, what a great contradiction, isn't it?
I am Knight of Bacon, Defender of Pork, Protector of Piglets, Crowned by the Cloven Hooved, Hero of Hogs, Beheld by Boars, Sung of by Sows, Savior of Swine—I am The Omnipotent Oinker!
If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.
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