"The problem with pulling quotes from the internet is you can never be sure of their authenticity" - Benjamin Franklin

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

Half of everything is luck, James.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

I am a man of logic and should not be taken seriously.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)