"Fine. I'll do it myself." -Horndog (the recently revived fetish-powered zombie resurected by the power of the mighty Model M), having run out of porn containing his specific fetishes.

Exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

I have no idea what I'm doing. Except I do, and it's reading/writing pony porn.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.