I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

A Functional Edgelord

I'm like a god in cervine clothing. Lightning bolts shoot from my antler tips.

Ponyville Botanist by day. Wholesome vore writer by night.

I do this just for fun -- but sometimes I take myself a little too seriously. I know life's too short, but -- you know...