Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.

Do not be fooled. I am a dude.

They were all in love with 'Shy and they were drinkin' from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche comin' down the mountain.

I like to write short comedy things in my spare time. One day I'll write a proper story, I swear.