I've been working on Need a Hand 2. I can't think of what I should do with Applejack. Suggestions?

I've been on this site a year now. Woohoo. I even made a blog post to hype it up.

Now, here's the thing. I don't actually have any stories to post for this. Life happens, you know[1]? I promise its not only because I'm a lazy fucker. In any case, I figured I'd just do an AMA or something. So if you have any questions for me, ask away. I'll keep an eye on this post for a while.

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I am coming up on a year of clop in a few days here, and I feel like I should do something to celebrate. Any suggestions?

You know when you're jerking off and your dick comes up with something that makes you stop and go, "Yo, what the fuck?"
You know when you come up with an idea for a clopfic that you people will hate and thumbs down, but you write it anyway because you're drunk and horny?

That's me right now.
Got something good coming tomorrow, so save your loads.
Stay horny.

So even after that last fic I still had a boner for Octavia's tits. I mean, they are pretty hot. So I wrote some more porn for you guys. As a bonus, this one's less of a crack fic than the last, so here you go:

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Ps.

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This is probably the worst thing I've ever written. Can we hit the featured box?

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So my last story did really well. That's great, and I'm proud of all of you for having such good taste in porn. But I'm going to talk about that more later. For now, I want to say that I have a new fic going up soon, and it is fucked up. Enjoy, you perverted bastards.

Edit: Fic is up:

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The first installment of the sequel to Need a Hand? is up!

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Enjoy, you perverts.

I'm working on a sequel to this:

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Anon's going to fucking all of the mane 7. So what I want to know is how you want to see him fucking them. Put it down in the comments.

Got a new story up:

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Now I think it's time to take a moment to remember why I do this. What has driven me through all the long hours, all the sleepless nights, through draft upon syllabically precise draft in my quest to become the greatest writer of horse-themed pornographic literature the world has ever known? It is this, dear readers, it is this:

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