A strange creature appears in Equestria... in Celestia's private study! Words are exchanged, and... oh dear, no, no little pony! Anything but that! Creature, you're not going to just stand there and let a pony cry?!
Kal has seen a lot in his time adventuring across the various lands of Norrath. Met a few interesting ladies. Survived a world-shattering cataclysm. Once, he even borrowed a necklace from a god. Who wants it back. Now. Oops?