Sometimes slice of life is saucy.

[COMMISSIONS OPEN] I've written stuff with ponies, I've written stuff with Pokémon, I've written stuff with SCP-1471, and you can find my big dumb self at Prince_Polaris on nearly everything! 💙

The characters in my story are real. Come and immerse yourself in their world!

Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to operate a helicopter.

I’m like a literary siren, feeding off the negative emotions of fictional characters. Patreon

The world is full of strange people. I'm one of them.

Writing stories out of sheer spite | Ko-Fi

I enjoy reading and writing cute ponies. If my works brighten up your day, even better.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Names R.A. Spook. Website. Patreon. Kofi.

Pithy Statement

Aspiring writer, self-proclaimed hardcore gamer, adept of human psychology. Does not consider excessive pride for a vice.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I have been known to write smol horse words on occasion.

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

"Every story ever told actually happened. Stories are where memories go when they're forgotten." - Dr. Who.

Ooooh! Butunz!

I reside inside this universe, live outside of time, and am very likely completely out of my mind...

Hi.

You're never properly dressed without a smile...

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Hobbyist writer, I also write non MLP stories at http://www.fanfiction.net/~Greatazuredragon

What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

Hopefully I know what I'm doing

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

a home-grown australian who embraced being a member of the fandom 2 days before joining. Willingly delved into the fandom whole-heartedly and has never looked back

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Two hearts becoming one, a bond that cannot be undone.

Voice actor and writer.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

I write stuff sometimes, mostly involving best princesses, Luna and Celestia.

MLP fan since early summer, 2011. Inconsistent updates.

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.