The title of this work does not lie. These are, indeed, the Legally Distinct and Utterly Scintillating Adventures of one Jammy Hock. In these holy webpages, you will learn of the greatness that is the TRANSMOGRIFICATION EXPATRIATE, Jammy Hock, and his noble quest to violate the very laws of Canon, usurp his author, and become Princess Celestia.

Will Jammy Hock succeed in this most noble of endeavors? Yes. He will. Dude's a Gary Stu.

Anonfilly consumes an absurd quantity of grape juice, and gets rather drunk.

I started writing this story after joining a group by accident and getting roped into writing for their shared setting. (Honestly the setting was kind of meh, but don't tell them that.)

Anyways! I more recently bumped into this document, so I have decided to post it, with additions, to this website as a sort of shrine to absurdism, silliness, and my own pseudointellectualism. I may or may not add it to the group that started it all. Maybe, maybe not.

Cover image made by me, from stock images. Ironically.