We have so many good ideas! How can we pick just one?

Enough foaling around, Pinkie. We're picking a story to finish. Let's write this bitch.

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Horatio accidentally pours vinegar on a small cut on his hoof while cooking.

"Whoa, that feels good!"

Thoughtful pause.

"Wait, no it doesn't! Ow!"

I was reviewing my wins, and I discovered: I have written every single story about Frazzle Rock on this site.

I have also written the third most highly rated story about Toola Roola. Only the third? Clearly I need to write another one.

Every writing book says to trim. But going through my stories, I constantly find I've left too much up to the reader's imagination, and have to explain myself more.

I just hope I can keep this contest entry under 10K words....

There's a lot of sub-textual sexual tension in X-Wing miniatures, really.

You know...

I think...

The mother show needs to end.

Six seasons and a movie, right? I know Hasbro is making money hand over fist on this thing, but it's getting less special really fast.

Well, whatever. I'll probably write a ton more fanfics, then at some point when the show truly jumps the shark around season 14, I'll switch over to writing violent young readers books about magical animals. And it'll be fine.

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Apparently a lot of other people had the same idea, and I got to be on the front page for about half an hour. But. Never Have I Ever is tremendously clever, if rather less raunchy than usual for me. You might want to check it out,

Yeah I got me some hobbies.

I do not frequently check the site on update days to see how my story is doing.

I do not buy tiny spaceships on Amazon to ease my pain when homophobic downvotes temporarily knock my story off the 'popular stories' list.

I do not gloat when late-night perverts put it back on the list.

These things have never happened.

First of the year! Posted on January 20th! No idea why I might have specifically chosen today to post gay clop. None at all.

Anyway, it's called the Emperor's Concubine, it's a sequel to A Night in Shining Armor, and it's pretty hot if I do say so myself.

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