I'm trying to dig in and finish my fantasy novel about talking marsupial monkey-dogs, giant bunnies, and (of course) carnivorous magical horsies. Will it sell well? No, it will not. Do I want to write it? Yes I do.

What does this mean for you? Nothing, really. Learn to Fly is already finished; I just need to do final edits and post the rest. And I'm likely to churn out occasional dumb clops and weird pony short stories for the rest of my life.

I'm just yammering, really.

Working on a Lunestia thing, and there's an awful lot of sad in it. Like not sad-tag levels of sad. It's just when I think about it, Tia's had a lot of sadness in her life. Lost parents (Okay, that was me, I did that to her. I don't think 'Tia's parents murdered by Discord' is anybody else's headcanon), lost sister, then loses literally everybody she loves because she's immortal. What must it be like to bury your great, great grandchildren? No pony else understands what it's like to live

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I really like writing stories!

That is all. Have a pronk attack gif.

I'm a dreadful human being, but ever since writing that last story, The Dirtiest Mares in Ponyville, I've a desire to write mares pounding other mares. And those penis potions are are loose in Equestria.

So. Who else do you think should find one. Any requests?

Not for the faint of heart though. It gets dark.

If you haven't seen it. It's awesome. I think Glimauxie might be my new go-to ship. I think those three could get in a lot of trouble together. No Trixie in this one, though, just Maud and Glim Glam and some extremely unsexy pajamas.

They know what they're doing.

Anyway I'm trying to bust out a story for Monday, before the internet forgets about this one. Not Piecest, though. I don't ship it. StarMaud? MaudGlim? IDK. We'll see if it works.

Man, I just really like those adverbs.

Spoilers for my next story, I guess? I mean, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash have sex. Is anypony going to be surprised by that in something I wrote?

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We have so many good ideas! How can we pick just one?

Enough foaling around, Pinkie. We're picking a story to finish. Let's write this bitch.

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