I can't LINK to it, because it's filth with no moral or literary redeeming value, but, you know, you can look it up on Amazon. My literary drag persona Amanda Huginkis has another pseudo-inecest book out.

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Holy shit Tempest looks so badass!

Also I like that Sia is playing Coloratura. Too bad the couldn't get Gaga; she's a hell of an actress, but whatever. Sia's basically a professional Gaga cosplayer, right?

Anyway, I'll be over here worshiping Tempest.

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I was looking up the characteristics of a Napoleon (the US Civil War name for a 12 pounder cannon, named after one of its most enthusiastic users) for off-handed mention in a fanfic, and of course, I spelled it Neighpoleon.

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Trying to figure out how to move smoothly into the inciting incident for my non-pony furry fantasy novel.

It's pretty gay.

I could do some hard thinking.

Or I could write some ridiculous pony smut.

*opens new Scrivener window*

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Okay, more gay horse porn up. Posted in the evening, so people can do what they need to do.

I posted the ending yesterday! It's done! It's cute! It's awesome! It's filthy! Read it if you haven't!

It's probably foolish to have an indefinite clop story that I just add to forever, but what the hell. I want to try it. Anyway, enjoy the gay. There's more on my hard drive, but I want to see if I can write them all the way through their adventures in Turkey before I post any more. Maybe next week if I don't go into the straight part of the bi-cycle.

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Thinks about how much money writing human erotica might make him.

Sits down at computer.

Writes pony porn.

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*Searches for 'sexy Blueblood' for dumb clop cover art.*

*Finds mostly sexy Zoidberg*

I might have to draw my own again...

[Edit: This one could work, carefully cropped...]

TFW you have too many unfinished stories in your writing folder.