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  • 6 days
    I Miss This

    I do. I just wanted to say. I'm trying to get back in, but focus is hard and time is limited.

    Probably best to post things when I finish them, anyway.

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  • 12 weeks
    Conlang Ponish

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    It's an effective use of someone else's time, tho. :ajsmug:

    Any help is appreciated.

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  • 36 weeks
    Getting Some of My Mojo Back

    Not sure what I'm going to do with it. Doing a lot of furry art and comics right now on Furaffinity, and my normie erotica is still what keeps the lights on.

    Miss horse butts and horse drama tho. And I have SO many unfinished fanfics.

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  • 40 weeks
    This Past Year Has Sucked

    And it's still ongoing. There are some things you want to do, something things you have to do for loyalty, and some things you have to do for survival. If there's an afterlife, I hope I can just write and draw and put things in a library when I'm done with them. It doesn't matter if anyone but God sees them. I want to make things forever without being interrupted by the needs of life.

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  • 48 weeks
    This is Tremendously Important

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Apr
18th
2017

My Writing Proccess · 12:27pm Apr 18th, 2017

We have so many good ideas! How can we pick just one?

Enough foaling around, Pinkie. We're picking a story to finish. Let's write this bitch.



Oh, what genius! Our literary skills are beyond compare. Such wit! Such nuance! Such glorious, erotic filth!

Rarity, no, this story is terrible.

It is not, it's brilliant. But maybe it could use a few small adjustments. Here. And here. Oh, and this whole paragraph needs to go.

Save it for editing, Rarity.

No! Fluttershy is right! Our story is horrid!

Let's just get to the end, then we can re-write, okay?

Oh dear. It's done, but... let's just let that one sit for a few days. Or weeks. Or years.

Nonsense, Fluttershy. This is where I excel! We'll just tuck a bit... rearrange... fix that and... yes, I think I can refine this to absolute brilliance!


Rarity, maybe we should break up some of these paragraph-long sentences. They're getting pretty convoluted. And... you keep saying 'she', here. There are three mares in this scene; which one are you talking about? I'm confused.


It is a lesbian threesome, dear. They are all confusing.

Spurting hoohas everywhere!


Do have to put it so crassly? There are some issues, I admit. But. Overall? Brilliant.

All of your commas are in the wrong places!

Maybe we should aim a little lower, Rarity. Competent, rather than brilliant. Or maybe... at least coherent? Coherent would be nice.

You keep mixing up its and it's, and Apple Bloom's name is two words! So is butt plug!

Publish it! Publish it now!

But it's not brilliant yet!

It's motherfucking fanfic. I want praise! Publish it! *lunges for submit button*

Pinkie, no!

...

Well, it's too late now.

Nobody's reading our story.

We're impostors!

Of all the things that could happen, this is the WORST. POSSIBLE. THING.

Wait! Everypony hide! Somepony's coming!

Hmmm. Aged up CMC toy party. Worth a look.

...

Spanks it.

Hits uphoof button.

Ambles off.

He liked it! He liked our story!

And we got to watch Mac jerk off. I collected so much data! So. Now what?

Homygosh I have the best idea for another story!

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Comments ( 4 )

That was hilarious, you should write more story progress posts like that :rainbowlaugh:

Haha. Pretty much.

You keep mixing up its and it's

Also I believe Twilight was looking for 'orgasmic' not 'competent':moustache:

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Twilight is just too much of a perfectionist. :trollestia:

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