Things I Totally Not Do · 12:42am Jan 21st, 2017
I do not frequently check the site on update days to see how my story is doing.
I do not buy tiny spaceships on Amazon to ease my pain when homophobic downvotes temporarily knock my story off the 'popular stories' list.
I do not gloat when late-night perverts put it back on the list.
These things have never happened.
No, of course not! Never, ever!