Locked in a constant fight between perfectionism and incredible laziness
"You have dug your grave, Humans. For we, the Necrons of IKEA, will build your tomb... and your coffin..."
I am just a simple guy, creating stories for the fun of it.
Just your average author, who diddles and doddles and doesn't really bother until he realizes how annoying it must be for other people. Don't worry, he still gets stuff done, he's just really slow.