• Member Since 21st Nov, 2013
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DerpyHooves320


Just your average author, who diddles and doddles and doesn't really bother until he realizes how annoying it must be for other people. Don't worry, he still gets stuff done, he's just really slow.

Sep
10th
2019

Bamboozling · 2:42am Sep 10th, 2019

Who would've thought I would say I'm back, only to immediately disappear after saying that? No one? Well shit, that might've just been me then. Well it's quite obvious that nothings going anywhere anytime soon, so might as well say it: YEET ME INTO THE ABYSS. No one will see this so I'm allowed to be absurd in my random murmurs and mumbles, so flip your chickens and buckle in, we're gonna change that! Probably not but let's do it!

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Jan
13th
2019

I Live! Mostly! I Hope! Kind of! · 7:56am Jan 13th, 2019

I don't really know if I can consider myself alive at this point, since my online life is basically dead from lack of existence. I'm just not that great at doing social media stuff it seems, but meh, to hell with being great at something, I'm back baby! Well, mostly. Writing will resume, with breaks here and there as I have some life things that may take hold for a while here soon. I've gotten some work done on the latest chapters, and plan on releasing them soon, no matter how trash they may

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Aug
11th
2018

A Slow Crawl · 5:00am Aug 11th, 2018

Hey again, it's me, that one guy that sits in the corner that isn't popular but loves to just exist in other people's lives for like 5 seconds. Anyways, just wanted to make another blog since I'm just sitting at work with nothing to do. Anywho, let's get this started.

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Jul
14th
2018

Shocking News · 5:00am Jul 14th, 2018

I don't even know how to put this into words, but, here I go.

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Jul
2nd
2018

Fit got Shucked · 3:03pm Jul 2nd, 2018

For me, personally, life happened really fast. Graduated high school, got a job, moved out (of my mom's house and into my dad's), and I've just had a lot of life and family issues as of late. Nothing like hearing the words 'your grandpa has cancer' at 1 in the morning. It's just skin cancer, sure, but it is still cancer, and that is just terrifying. I've also been going through a small bit of depression, as I've realized I'm just going through the motions of life and I haven't truly realized

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Mar
14th
2018

Change of Plans · 8:37am Mar 14th, 2018

Nothing about my original plan went to plan. So, new plan!

I'll start out with finishing up what I have left. More specifically, school. I would like to be the first to graduate amongst my siblings to set a clean example of what they should aspire to be. Kind of. What I'm saying is my older brother wasn't that example, so I'm being that missing example for my younger siblings. Gotta think about the long term there.

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Feb
8th
2018

New Tablet · 1:00am Feb 8th, 2018

Gonna get a new tablet once I get my check from my aunt, then writing will resume. Once more, sorry about that big ol' dry spell of writing because haha my computer is dying and all that. I should get it fixed to be honest.

Oh well, talk to you guys then.

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Dec
31st
2017

Sorry About That (and Happy New Year) · 7:44pm Dec 31st, 2017

I said I was going to post a new chapter every week, didn't I? Welp, I failed that. Not entirely my fault though, someone jacked my tablet and my computer is being a little bit of a bitch to deal with, I'll have to get a new one soon. Also, I've been stuck with family all throughout this month celebrating Christmas, various birthdays, and soon the new year. Also, Happy New Year! Sure does suck that I won't see any of you guys until next year, but I'm sure it will be worth the wait!

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Dec
11th
2017

Story Plans · 2:00pm Dec 11th, 2017

I have returned to the internet after having been sick for a few days, and all I gotta say is thank you. The launch of Equestrian Adventure 2 has been smooth and generally alright while I was down and out, so now I can focus on the next topic: Chapters.

I'll do my best to have a new chapter out every Friday around 9 - 11 PM based on the Mountain Time Zone, which I am too lazy to type out in other time zone times. Feel free to figure it out yourself.

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Dec
6th
2017

It's submitted · 1:23pm Dec 6th, 2017

And now we wait...

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