My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

It's been far too long my dear guest. I will be your humble host for tonight's... arrangements. I hope to serve you to the best of my... abilities.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?