A parody of a genre of fanfiction that we oh so love and hate. This was done out of pure enjoyment, not spite. Except for one particular fanfic that I shall not name ever. Flyingspud does know so ask him about it.

Remember: I don't hate the Self Insert genre. I have read some self inserts that I enjoyed very much. I just really hate the bad ones. Those are like the worst things I have ever read in fanfiction. I can name a few but that's a different story for a different day.

Contains just about every character I care about but I can't just put all their character tags. That would just be silly and against the rules.

Warning: Contains character death, destruction of our favourite nation, and despair event horizon. If you don't like this stuff then read the optional happy ending after the bad ending.

Remember: I do not wish for any harm to be done on these characters. This was done because I felt like it.

Sometimes even the mighty must fall. Sometimes the kingdoms we hold dear to us will burn in front of our very eyes. Sometimes an author has a dream that one shouldn't talk about but decides to write about it because they can and honestly, they have nothing else better to do but write fanfiction.

If you can't tell this was a based on a dream I had a while ago. Love it or hate it, one thing is for certain. I have pretty messed up dreams but if you knew me in real life you wouldn't expect anything different from me. Also felt like doing this because I wanted to see if I can write something dark and serious rather than just being able to write something comical.

I leave you with this story and the word of the day. Pickle.